Danny Maymora

Just me

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

@RockstarSupport I can't make a ticket on your site. I just purchased RDR2 on Steam and I can't get it to launch, can you help me please?

[Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil]

🚨 BREAKING: POLICE UNABLE TO STOP LAWFUL MARCH

👮 In a last-ditch effort to protect fossil fuel interests, the police attempted to bring the march to a halt by standing in front of it & spreading their arms really wide, with one officer heard saying, “I’m having you detained.”

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

@HP Thank you. I have messaged you all the details. 👍🏻

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

@HP customer service has failed to help me simply continue my free life long instant ink subscription, (which was cancelled by HP, not me), so I can continue to print documents I need for tomorrow. Can you help?

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

@VeganOlive1 floor made of cheese...

...not vegan!

hurt myself with my own bad joke......

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

My blender broke while blending. @FroothieUK support said they wouldn't cover this because they said I most likely dropped the jug, even though it's supposed to endure being driven over by a car and how could this damage come from a drop? Worst customer service ever. :/

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

So much disapproval in one little rock creature...

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

This is how I make a shopping list when I'm sick. Actually, they usually turn out something like this.

#Shopping #HashTagGoop

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

Thanks for an awesome gig, guys

#StevenWilson #sw_tothebone #Stevening #RoyalAlbertHall

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

Aga is majestic

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

Never put your face on a carrier bag.

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

@rickygervais As long as it's still unintendedly offensive to those seeking to take offense to primarily inoffensive jests discussing miscellaneous topics 'n' shit. Smiley face.

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

E. Coli increased in size 1 million times.

This was necessary.

#Cute

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

People Who Eat Darkness

A #Stevening with Steven's Wilson

#StevenWilson #ToTheBone #SlightlyDeaf #AwesomeNight #LondonAgain

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

Getting comfortable at another Stevening again this week. This isn't even the last Stevening this week. He gives an amazing performance though.

#Stevening #StevenWilson #RoyalAlbertHall #SawASquirrellOnOurWayHere

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

Gawd, look how dusty Vader's head is getting. Is there a way to permanently prevent all dust yet?

P.S. Vader is my alarm clock

#coffeetime #DarthVader #tellingthetime

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

If a caveman attended this gig, he would be frightened and confused, it was amazing. A solid 2 out of 2 feetses.

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

Majestic cone-ed statue @ Glasgow, United Kingdom https://t.co/ep5XXu7e1o

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

A Stevening with Wilson's Feetses

#stevenwilson… https://t.co/u0ZnsoOelu

[Danny Maymora @DannyMaymora]

Lunch is also an adventure @ Glasgow, United Kingdom https://t.co/cdb2rUziif