Happy earth day you filthy animals. Would show everyone what I was up too in nature today, but i can’t end up with another beastiality charge on the ol record. Stay tuned. #flacidwrench#rollthewindowdown#tippinover
Getting to be that time of year again…..YES big ladies we can see your roast beef when you sit down, make sure ol danny can stay locked in during lecture why don’t we?
Having a hard time understanding this no football for a while thing. This shit is fucked up, sure we get to watch the practice squaders all spring but it’s not the same. #ballislife#mondaysgrrr
Been out of the drinking game last two days with a possible case of cystic acne on my taint. Going to the doctor you might ask? Don’t worry my candy apple muha does the trick #appleaday#rouge#letsgetfreaky#cbtm
Woke up wondering where the fuck this box of extra flavored goldfish came from, got me feelin like a 4th grader stuck in the slide at recess #shrink#muckshow#hawksbyamillion