Daniel Pacheco

UIUC' 21

[Daniel Pacheco @DannyP1879]

Hey lil' mama, would you like to be my sunshine?

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[S E L F M A D E ひ @Tezmuney_1k]

all i do is get money & think about this one girl

[▴ wes! 🌱 @maliceguardian]

nothing on my mind just burger toad

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

ILLINOIS WINS THE BIG TEN TOURNAMENT 🏆

The Illini capture their fourth Big Ten championship in school history 🙌

[april 😍 @parlayprincesa]

what her boob sees before entering my mouth

[yam @yam_url]

A relationship should be 50/50. She‘s buying me the PS5 and I‘m buying her one Iced Coffee💯

[James @CaucasianJames]

don’t invite me to ur party. invite me to ur google doc. i don’t drink. i edit

[Greg Dunbar @gdun]

Me calling Chili’s to make a dinner reservation for my bachelor party:

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

Me getting ready to send this “merry christmas” text to the chick i ain’t talk to since summer https://t.co/nBcr3ks2h5

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

Me getting ready to send this “happy thanksgiving” text to the chick i ain’t talk to in months https://t.co/nBcr3ks2h5

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

ILLINOIS JUST BEAT UNDEFEATED NO. 6 WISCONSIN! 🚨

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

if that’s ur girl why’s she in my google doc 🤔

[Chase @chaselyons]

last night was a PowerPoint bro

[James @CaucasianJames]

some of y’all are reading this tweet hungover as shit, no money in ur bank account, “wyd” text left on read, etc. just remember god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers