Father John Mitski

The Stanley Kubrick of Hallmark movies. The Next Great King Yama. acab.

[Father John Mitski @DannySacks]

Don’t you wanna say “I hauve covid” to every woman you see just once?

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My self esteem got too low for the dating apps. I’m gonna do whatever that cockroach In the Kafka thing did

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@kimandgo They’re letting me be shop dog this year thank Christ

[penelope @KnausgaardFacts]

“notify anyway”

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Frankly, your impression of that cartoon child was embarrassing

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Paris Texas? You mean Depeche Grips.

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Babe, it’s a 200 dollar shirt and I smell like Pedro Pascal.

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@kimandgo Yea!

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“Big head” is a pretty good diss. Gotta give it to the teeny headed freaks for coming up with that one. Little tiny headed fucking assholes.

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Bruce Springsteen could fix my hole if you catch my drift

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For my sake I hope the Pacers lose

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I don’t think the regular audience of the H*llyw**d theatre is mature enough for SALO tbh

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hellloooooo ladies

[wissal ִֶָ🦢࣪☾. @farnnesse]

Nothing sexier than a man who is visibly tormented by his conscience.

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@kimandgo Pema Chödrön calls this “accessing the bodhichitta”

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“Unfortunate” because every states greatest weezer fan is conscripted to battle to the death for the honor to be the number 1 Weezer fan

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I’d maintain that I’m, unfortunately, the biggest Weezer fan in Oregon

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*first date second question*
Well, do you have any friends who would be interested?

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If I was Adam Sandler Click I would’ve used that damn remote to shut off the damn heart monitors of my damn wife’s damn parents. They never respected me! They never thought I was bonafide!

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Weaponize whales!