⚡️BREAKING: “We are not going to fight with Europe, I’ve said it a hundred times, but, if Europe suddenly wants to fight us and starts, we are ready for that right now” - President Putin
@IrishRail the 18:32 Clongriffen to Greystones is literally NEVER on time. Just change the time to later already ffs so we don’t have to wait here like plebs every day
Out of all of the many sports at the Olympics, indoor track cycling has the be the least cool. How does one even find themselves doing this? Can’t hack the Tour de France so I’ll cycle in a PE hall instead? Looks like a shit version of Tron. #Olympic2024
Leo Varadkar, a man the public has never elected to lead us and isn't even the most popular person in his own party (according to public voters) will now be in charge for a second stint because of a reshuffle! Only in ireland. Farcical government. #HowIrelandWorks
i laugh as elon musk beams a meme directly to my frontal cortex via NeuraLink.™ omg epic win. i blink twice to NeuraLike™ it, then think very hard “thank you sir! please send bitcoin.” i open my eyes. it’s suddenly nighttime and i am strangling a union organizer.