@realdannyzee

I'm just a guy who thinks he's funny. Also, I am not very good at thinking.

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One of the rare perks of being a parent, is telling someone you slept with their mother and actually having it be true. #perksofbeingaparent

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Groceries have gotten so expensive, I watch “My 600lbs life” for financial advice.

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@elonmusk Get Ross Perot on the phone…

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@EdKrassen Like in Canada, where education is a provincial matter, not federal? Note, Canada consistently outperforms the USA in all three categories (math, reading, science), ranking among the top-performing countries globally. Maybe it’s time for a change. How much dumber can you get?

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@glenn_tunes Things considered misinformation 4 yrs ago have become fact today. You either have free speech or you don’t. Having people pick and choose what is free speech, is not free speech. There are provisions in the law regarding hate speech and libel speech. Don’t mix them up.

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@mcuban How can anyone see this as a bad thing??? Thank you @elonmusk 🙏
The sign of true leadership is doing something that is inherently right and just, despite lack of initial followers or support and then having other leaders follow you without even having to ask them to

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@theJagmeetSingh I love the timing of all this. Right at the moment you realize @PierrePoilievre is a lock in the next elections……which can’t come soon enough might I add

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@JoJoFromJerz Where were you when they were censoring actual facts?

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@BarackObama @JoeBiden He will appreciate the reminder

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@oneplusone10 Didn’t you just watch this strategy fail south of the border???

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I love @realDonaldTrump appointing @elonmusk to D.O.G.E..
Find the best at what you need done, political experience or not. Musk is perfect for efficiency.
Now for the border, I say give it over to @Costco
They will make sure nobody gets through without proper documentation

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@ChrisDJackson Love the focus on the real issues. Do his hands next.

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@alfranken The choices for democrats to run were either the guy who single-handedly ruined the great state of California or the V.P. who lied to the American people about the president’s declining mental and physical health. Deep enough for you?

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@JohnJHarwood Magic mirror on the wall……

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@CubbyMcQueen @bowmancanada @jacktodd46 You mean this “illegal occupation”? Seems to me only 1 party broke the law

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@mmpadellan After how many comments did you start regretting your ignorant post?

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@WalshFreedom You probably didn’t get the memo, but people like actual facts now. Please come back when you have them.

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@esjesjesj Maybe the second, after the incestuous swiveling door policy when it comes to FDA/CDC and big pharma/big food “employees” going back and forth

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@DominicCardy My man, you guys tried that “Russian asset” bs with Trump. Easy access to information means you will have to come up with better lies and/or unfounded accusations. If you are going to be a liar, have some self respect and lie better.

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@JoJoFromJerz Assuming that is true, people still thought it was the better choice. Maybe democrats need to do better than just installing pawns to power. First you need to show you GENUINELY care, then you get the votes.