Danny Zuko

Critic and Thought Provocateur

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Interesting choice of words from PSNI Assistant Chief Constable Ryan Henderson, talking about 'the values of this country'. Veiled support for protests?

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Erling Haaland just secured Champions League for Liverpool 🙏 #epl

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The shield thing they win in the Bundesliga is the biggest letdown ever. Imagine being Harry Kane scoring 58 goals in one season then lifting a big silver dinner plate instead of an actual trophy #germany #fussball

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Nice attempt at singing the jazz by Laufey on her song Madwoman, once she gets her intervals practised and nailed she will be even better

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What on earth are Kerkez, Gakpo, Jones and Ngumoha doing anywhere near the first XI of a team with a spend of £500m this season? #lfc #liverpool #epl

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Reds have conceded more league goals (47) than Villa, Brentford, Brighton, Everton, Sunderland, Palace and Forest #liverpool #lfc

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Half a billion pounds spent in one window and Reds are starting with someone called Woodman, no recognised striker, a right back in attack and a midfielder in defence #lfc #epl #liverpool

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@AnfieldEdition You mean this season yeah

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There were less tractors holding up traffic today in Omagh as part of the fuel protest than a regular midweek day. Who knew that anonymously-shared AI-generated posters wouldn't work as intended? 🙉 #shambles

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Horrendous refereeing from Istvan Kovacs in the Barca v Atletico match. Stevie Wonder could see that it was an instant red card for DOGSO. Endemic reliance on VAR to ref games, what's even the point of having a man in the middle? #ucl

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Arne Slot talking real in the presser #lfc #ucl #liverpoolfc

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Arne Slot failing to mention Gakpo when talking about players who could come off the bench to hurt PSG, instead naming Curtis Jones, Federico Chiesa and Rio Ngumoha #lfc #ucl #psg

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If ever there was a night for Florian Wirtz to not be an ineffective player except when he's playing against Nations League fodder, tonight is it #lfc #psg #liverpool #liverpoolfc #ucl

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Luke Littler losing the rag over a few arrows. What a 🛎🔚 #pdc #darts

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If you're a tractor driver and you have a line of cars behind you:

1. Pull in
2. You're a wanker

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Anyone else basing their whole personality on this band? #anginedepoitrine

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Delighted to announce that I will be replacing Gian Van Veen at this week's @OfficialPDC Premier League Darts event in Dublin. I wish Gian well in his recovery and look forward to a pint of the famous 'Guinness' 👍

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@thecoralband Sam Rabbitte

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Their keeper is a baller man holy shit ⚽️🪬 #lfc #liverpool #ucl #bbcfootball

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Tottenham Hotspur left back Andrew Robertson nets a crucial goal for Reds against Wolves #lfc #facup