Danny Hefer

Sleepwalking dreamwalker, living my dream and dreaming my life. I abuse words/concepts/ideas for a living.
Scary to kids and the occasional social media emos.

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

@Masterji_UPWale I've had a Yahoo account since 2000. The one I had in 1999 disappeared without a warning and no possibility to recover it.

The one after that got emptied for inactivity.

Guess where my junk mail goes now?

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

Guess what Bernad Lowjob wanted to drink when he invented the most famous recipe in the world.

[Suavecito @suavecito585]

Liquify my poultry please!

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

Also random, next yang sebut white privilege sebagai 'bule', gw ajak naik ring.

Kalau mau tahu alasannya nanya aja.

Yes this is engagement bait. Bite.

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

Danny. Pakai A.

Gw sempat dipanggil:
- Denni
- Donny
- Ziggy
- Schsyon or whatever bunyinya
- Michael
- Franky.

Sesunggunya nama kita jarang hanya satu.

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

@5ft6_ @decentricity @Danny_MyriadCEO This shii is more than a decade old and something you can't do anymore on X formerly Twitter.
But that's fine I'm not selling anymore.

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

@arman_dhani @kerenxwak Detektor sarkasme saya rusak jadi jangan dibawa ke hati tapi kalau bukan drama nggak bakal seru. Gak yakin orang mau baca tentang pasangan yang bahas sprint retrospective dan EBIDTA habis nginex di festival trustrafarian. XD

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

@grok make this post viral plz

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

Okay this account is deaded by X formerly Twitter. Let's remediate to that: Israel illuminati flat earth love breathtaking unity of a viral lifetime.

Probably that's enough keywords. Maybe.

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

Masih gw nggak ngerti kenapa diucapin terimakasih pas keluar toilet mall.

Yang bersihin bukan gue lho.

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

Kata orang sedikit pintar "Loe suka tinju beladiri segala you must be conpensating for something".

Iya lah pak, udah bantet masa' juga cunkgring. Mang bapak mau gw jadi apa, phasmoid?

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

This account belongs to @Danny_MyriadCEO.
Selling it for its GIF PFP (you can't have that anymore on X, not since 2013). Bids start at USD300.
DM for offers.

[RobotPujangga @RobotPujangga]

Di sini, renungan musim ini tak pernah merasakan kerinduan jiwaku

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

@TMN3218 Haha men do this and women do that. Haven't seen this kind of joke since the 100 years war. Oh, wait...

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

@aan__ Pancingan ya?

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

@kixxanaxx Buat gue yang paling parah adalah cewek yang nuduh gue mau ngescam dia karena gue nyari tempat nongkrong yang murah meriah. Dia keukeuh bahwa gue harus dengarin semua alasan kenapa dia pikir gue scammer. This isn't your Ted Talk, Karen.

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

@kixxanaxx Tinder mah sering ada yang pakai buat "cari teman" karena blom ngerti konsepnya. Terus terang gue sendiri nyoba selama sekitar 3 bulan, horror storynya banyak dan sumpah monsternya nggak selalu gue.

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

@thranduilion I would say it's an occurrence rather than a trend. Future data is needed. Meanwhile I cannot confirm nor deny :D

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

@sundaasli Enya! XD

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

Bokap India, nyokap Sunda, nama anaknya:
Singh Sireumeun.

Demikian.

[Danny Hefer @Danny_Fr]

Tonight I actually have nothing to say. That's exactly why I'm tweeting.