Danny Martin

Canadian, 9A2 City Champ, Anaheim Ducks fan, I have seen every episode of the Simpsons, I am fluent in Hockey Douchbag

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

I’ve got #McDavid scoring the winner!

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

I hope Mike Tyson makes orphans of Logan Paul’s children

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

@oneinsurancemb Farm Department

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

What shocking refereeing! #TexasGeorgia

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

@MartySmithESPN Should have run on second and third down, made for a more reasonable 4th and short situation, and run down the clock some more. They fumbled the bag today

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

@BlackFlagMatter Yes, I expected him to wreck Joey, but clipping Denny in the right rear was dangerous. NASCAR, should take away his playoff spot for that dangerous act. The driver’s safety should be above everything else

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

@BlackFlagMatter Depends what type of motorsport is being raced. You would pick a completely different team depending on if you are racing a formula car, sports car, stock car, a 2016 Toyota Camry, etc.

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

@CanMNTonly I remember playing Mexico in BC Place for a WCQ hoping we wouldn’t get crushed (lost 3-0). Now, I’m sad we lost a Copa America semifinal against #1 Argentina in a game we had almost 50% possession.

We have areas we need to improve, but the future is bright for Canadian soccer!

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

England are down a goal and are taking off Kobbie Fucking Mainoo? WTF?

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

WE FUCKING WON!!!!! I may have scared the shit out of my cat, but I’m like laugh crying right now from that penalty shootout. As if Canada is in the #CopaAmerica Semifinals!

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

We are not getting these free kicks.

[jeremy taché @jeremytache]

“30 f***** years. 30 F****** YEARS!”

Paul Maurice just delivered one of the greatest parade speeches of all-time 😂

(NSFW: jusssssssst a few f-bombs)

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

@Henryys_33 Southgate is done no matter what happens in this game, and rest of tournament. A team with this much talent shouldn’t have gotten their first shot on target in the 93’

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

I genuinely think Canada would beat this England team

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Kobbie Mainoo in this England team

[Honey Dill @KimmynotJimmy]

Brother: “I’ve been drinking a lot less milk lately”
Mom and Me: WHAT?!
Brother: “It’s not like I stopped drinking it, that would be fucking crazy”

@Danny_Martin18, the baby cow

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

@KimmynotJimmy But mine was a John Deere tractor!

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

What a goal!

[Danny Martin @Danny_Martin18]

I’ve watched the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament every year since 2009, and I still have no idea how the possession arrow works