Danny Dire

I'm that pwopa norty cockney geezer you see on your tv running with Britains top football hooligans and Ufo's. VERIFIED CAAANT parody

[Danny Dire @Danny__Dire_]

Just back from a right fucking session with Dot Cotton. That old bird loves a disco biscuit.

[Danny Dire @Danny__Dire_]

The last time kids from Scotland were spanked that bad, Celtic covered it up. #U21s

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#KateMiddletonsHavingAPartyBringYourPimmsAndGramsOfCharlie

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Several lines of party powder, a few WKD's and a quickie in the Buckingham Palace bushes and it appears I'm the Dad. Bollocks.

[Danny Dire @Danny__Dire_]

Regardless of views, give this a watch then donate! http://t.co/UaEoZLlDsr --- https://t.co/May5XeK5xR RT

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Class A drugs, Grade F blowjobs... @officialtulisa

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Shit sex tape, Shit music, Shit tracksuits and overpriced gear. Give up @officialtulisa

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Alright @officialtulisa. Fancy a few packets and some Blue WKD's tonight, Leave the Blowjobs out though, yeah?

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Get your lighter in the air then set fire to your hair! #BGT

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@stephenlewo Not the cheap scouse type..

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Britain's Got Twats. Lot's of them... #bgt

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How's it feel to know that half the country have knocked one out over your sister and now your bird, @MarkWright_ ?

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Here you go. That Corrie birds tits, Enjoy!

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Out those with disgraceful profile pictures. #CaaantWatch

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Just popped by to say you're all caaants.

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It's when your on here that you discover birds who only post close up photos will turn out to be fat fuckers...

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#PwopaNawty RT @UberFacts: In 2002, a 19-year-old garbage collector won $15 million dollars - He spent it on gambling drugs and prostitutes

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To be honest, The catholic church will always be against sex before marriage. Sex before puberty on the other hand though...

[Danny Dire @Danny__Dire_]

Fuck off with that fackin' racism bollocks. Some of my best shoes are black you know!