Danny Dingle

My name is Danny Dingle. I like to stand in my front yard and flex my muscles at passing cars. I get some pretty good honks.

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

Once in awhile I get a message here asking how I became so impossibly sexy & will I ever go back to Facebook. I've been locked out of my FB account for years & locked out of the Gmail account that might fix that. So, no. Mom says this all happened cause I'm a "bitch ass retard".

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

every school had a horse girl who did some weird shit like this

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

I dont like staying at grandmas house! Her bathroom is dumb because it doesnt have a shower, only a bathtub. Also, the toilet is next to a big window & when I'm doing poops the neighbors stare at me from their yards & yell "GROSS" & "YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE DYING" & "STINKY BITCH"😯

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

@photon_ninja

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

@photon_ninja Remember that hamster farm guy? He had huge success with the tiny sweaters & put the funds into hamster combat training. There's a hamster special forces team now ⚡️HSWAT⚡️, they prefer violence over most things, even sunflower seeds. *OPERATION MICRO PENIS DESTRUCTION*🥷🔍👊💥🔥

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

Dear @oculus can the Guardian feature be locked? My brother turns it off because he "lives life with no boundaries". Today he busted through his bedroom wall naked & screaming into the living room, crashed through a window, ran down the street & got tangled in sticker bushes. #VR

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

💫Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson is a stinky mustard slot💫

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

Nipples are weird. The 3 we have on our front are one thing. At least you can hang wrenches & stuff on them when you work on lawnmowers. But I really don’t get what the 4 nipples on our back are supposed to be for. #science #body #Biology #Questions #BackNipples

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

I was gonna post a booty baring bikini bottom pic but mom won’t shave my cheeks. I fuckin hate my family SO much. 👙🍑🪒🔥 #BikiniTwitter #BikiniStyle #BikiniBody #Hair #Shave #ThickLogChopperPositivity

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

This very important & relevant question has been up for over 4 hrs with NO replies. It’s proof that I’m being shadow banned. It’s not because I tweet absolute trash that nobody likes..Jack Twitter is for sure shadow banning me you guys.

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

Whats some of the things you guys do with all the extra pubic hair laying around the house since eBay banned us from selling it on their site #CancelCulture

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

Whats some of the things you guys do with all the extra pubic hair laying around the house since eBay banned us from selling it on their site #CancelCulture

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

WHOA!!! Hey @elonmusk is this one of yours? I was looking at cool stickers to send my cousin on text message & saw this!!! How fast do you think this fuckin thing is going? Looks like about a billion MPH!! HAHA!! HOLY SHIT!!! WOW!!!!!🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🤯🤯🤯

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

@dickheadjane HI❤️ Sorry I didnt reply sooner. Mom put us on internet restriction cause we went to get covids vaccines & Jimmy pulled his pants down to get the shot in his buttcheeks & everybody said NO & started hollerin swears & I got nervous & also pulled my pants down & they kicked us out.

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

Cant sleep. Anybody else have that one neighbor that wakes you up 1am every night mowing his lawn with flashlights taped to his thighs, furiously masturbating & screaming "I DONT LIKE YOUR MEATLOAF CAROL!!"?

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

My stepdad Gary presses his asshole against the refrigerator & does long LOUD farts that sound like firecrackers & whistles. This time our dog busted through the backdoor & bit off 3 of Gary’s toes, then dragged him out of the house & humped Gary in the neighbors driveway💥🐕🦶😱

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

@cathieshooter It makes me blush and giggle. But I like it. ❤️

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

If I Gorilla Glued my weiner to my brother Jimmys face while he is takin a nap right now...hmm...should I do it on TikTok or Instagram? I want to be a star.⭐️ #GorillaGlueChallenge

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

In 2003 Rush Limbaugh fucked my mom for 12 Oxy's & a pancake lunch at our house. Mom said he pulled out & hollered "UNCLE KRACKER IS OK BUT HE AINT KID ROCK!!" while he ejaculated on the cat. Then got up & farted in moms face & whispered "Feel the Rush" & then he left #RIPRush

[Danny Dingle @Dannycyberspace]

I like the way she karate chops her piss flaps & shakes her mud blower❤️❤️ Shes neat!! HI @iamcardib !! You are very pretty & have the best moves I ever seen. Please contact me about coming over when the covids is done to play DDR Disney Channel Edition on the PS2!!

[Warner Music Group @warnermusic]

NEW @iamcardib IS #UP AND STUCK IN OUR HEAD. 😭🔥

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