Dan

[Dan @Danperfume]

@andrewschulz made me laugh, made cry, made me feel! #impossible #life #comedy

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@TimothyDeLaG @davidsocomedy I had to make it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@ImKindOfTrash I could tell she was going to be crazy so I was out 😂

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@Babybonnieee I met her maybe 10 or so times before she passed.

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Kanye West giving Ross Geller a run for his money son.

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@PopBase Absolutely noone saw this one coming.

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@JoeBuddenPod I talked about this with my wife and she also said no. I then explained to her all the ways it would change our life and she kind of shrugged it off. People's definition of life changing must be drastically different than mine.

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@Bigqadi And my kids are now both like me. 3-5 days max and they are good.

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@Bigqadi I honestly think it's genetic. I rarely get sick and when I do I'm fine in 3 days. My wife gets sick way more often and it last 2 weeks to a month. Our diet is relatively the same and no supplements or anything in the mix.

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@Whotfismick Sitting area with a book shelf and comfy chair

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@TimothyDeLaG and @davidsocomedy ? I feel like yall would know 🤣 btw we are going to the santa monica seafood festival! Could be a when foodie calls episode.

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Taking wifey to Danta Monica in October and I need some good recommendations for food? We are from the East coast and never been over there.

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@QueenzFlip They had a bunch of hits. Only thing that was weird about them was Chinese food made them sick. A goofy ass problem if you ask me.

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@KevOnStage He just needa go ghost for a bit and come back with a absolute smash in like a month or two.

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@PatsOnYaBack Hell naw...especially living on the east coast. There are Chinese spots every 5 minutes.

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Is it bad I want @Drake to rap on this BBL Drizzy instrumental 🤣 I feel like he could smoke 🚬 tbh

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My book is also available in Spanish! https://t.co/vxvqwB2VqZ

#spanishbooks #spanishchildrenbooks #BooksWorthReading #bookstoread

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I wrote and illustrated a book in honor my baby. #BeforeWeSayGoodnight is a #storyforkids about sleep routines. Get it on Amazon today! https://t.co/g71vi2xRKe

#childrensbooks #bookstagram #BookTwitter

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@ThatsThatIsh lemme redesign that green hoodie.

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@netflix not renewing #TheBrothersSun is crazy. Such a great show. So much nuance, funny, action.