Dan

I run up the dev account bill, and make stupid videos about it. Sometimes I shitpost.

[Dan @DansHardware]

Oh nice, looks like AWS has enabled Snap Start for .Net 8 and Python 3.12: https://t.co/BJCg82qC9q

Basically, publish a version, and then:
`aws lambda update-function-configuration \
--function-name lambda-python-snapstart-test \
--snap-start ApplyOn=PublishedVersions`

[Dan @DansHardware]

@CDisillusion Nope.

[Dan @DansHardware]

@dildog Finally, something Ivermectin would have actually helped with.

[Dan @DansHardware]

Next they'll find "Elliptic Curves and Their Applications to Cryptography: An Introduction". Can you imagine?

[Adam Witt @_TrapLoop]

"Pencils, paper, staplers—these are the things l'd expect to find on a college campus. Instead, it's this: a book on computer hacking. Someone is radicalizing our students and we will find the mastermind.”

[Dan @DansHardware]

@Alchemyri What's the dress code?

[Dan @DansHardware]

Day 2 at #PAXEast2024, and catching the Boundaries in Gaming panel.

#PAXTogether

[Dan @DansHardware]

@IanColdwater @Docker Sweet Jesus, thank you

[Dan @DansHardware]

@Secure_ICS_OT Thank you. This infuriated me.

[Dan @DansHardware]

@bigtroubleBB Happy birthday, good sir

[Dan @DansHardware]

@SwiftOnSecurity

[Dan @DansHardware]

@JenMsft @SwiftOnSecurity I'm sure they know this. But sometimes you have to move backwards to move forward. Without 76 extra VGA male-to-male cables.

[Dan @DansHardware]

@IanColdwater Both are solid reasons

[DilDog 🅅 @dildog]

“It was DNS”
“It was BGP”
…
Someone: what if we just did BGP over DNS

[Dan @DansHardware]

@TychoBrahe <place name>'s infrastructure sucks shit, but also, the people who drive on it are idiots. It's a joke <diminutive name for municipality class>

[Dan @DansHardware]

@schafferthedark @BunnyBuxom I'm sorry you are sick, but the bed looks warm. Enjoy some forced hibernation as best you can.

[Dan @DansHardware]

@jbarro Bruh

[Dan @DansHardware]

I have begun replacing "That is the most stupid security concern I have ever heard" with "Interesting. What is their threat model around this?"

[Dan @DansHardware]

Here, have a PCBWay $2 off coupon.
https://t.co/zgWOoEBIvl