Dad Jokes

For the love of Clean Simple Dad jokes.

I may explain the punchline just in case you dont get it.

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Happy Bday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "hey!"

The horse says "you read my mind, buddy"

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What's a snake's favorite course in school?

Hissssssstory. 🐍

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because thet can't break the ice

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Why did the poor man sell yeast?

To raise some dough

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet

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What stays in a corner, but travels around the world?

A stamp

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What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A Satis-factory

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The first French Fries were NOT. Made in France.

They were made in Greece!

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What jappens to a frog that parks illegally?

They get TOAD.

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To the guy who invented the ZERO.

Thanks for nothing!

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Whar do you call a lonely cheese?

Provolone! 🧀😔

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What do you get when you cross a Snowman and a Vampire??

Frostbite! ☃❤

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What is a Cat's favorite sport?

Rug-pee

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How do you make Holy water?

You boil the Hell out of it! 👼

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I had a dream I was a muffler.

I woke up exhausted!

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Where do bees go to the toilet?

BP station

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What did the cross eyed teacher say?

I can't control my pupils

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Why did the dog have to lose weight?

He was a little Husky!

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

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