Mia

Pittsburgh Chef in training ❤️🍴Big bucks no whammies IG AmeliasCatering412

[Mia @DansetteAm]

@bretmichaels @Stagecoach You best marry that Kristy!!!!

[Big Tex @Muva_Dora]

i seriously get depressed about my boobs like 98.7549% of the time. but sometime they be doing good. lmao

[Dr. Louboutin, PhD @louboutindavy]

measles walking past the tea tree oil in an unvaxxed child’s body

[Mia @DansetteAm]

Omg I’m in this class with a whole bunch of randoms I kind of need a drink to deal😩

[relatable @byreIatable]

When in doubt nap it out

[Mia @DansetteAm]

@KingLRG_

[jay @fatherjstn]

okay so like how do I lose 30 pounds in a month without smoking crack? I'm not opposed to it but like i wanna explore other options first

[Mia @DansetteAm]

I get so sad sometimes because I’m a morning person but no one around me is. Thank God for music...

[Mia @DansetteAm]

@CrystalMeth100 I was just thinking about you this morning and wanted to say have a great 2019 and I hope all is well! 🥰😘😘😘

[Kay @KaylarWill]

When you get too friendly with professionals and the quality of service noticeably drops. Like why?

[Kay @KaylarWill]

When I say “what” for the fifth time and I still can’t hear what they’re saying

[Mia @DansetteAm]

Oh my 😍

[Mia @DansetteAm]

I hate dealing with death because I’m so scared to die 😔she was such a trooper❤️

[Mia @DansetteAm]

This looks like a call to CYS from the pediatrician just waiting to happen after my legs give out while my toddler dives under the damn couch

[Mia @DansetteAm]

Babies don’t give a damn about no Christmas 😂😂😂😂Rhue been playing with a measuring cup for two hours now

[. @sincerelyremina]

Half the shit that women go through, men couldn't even bounce back from. I love us. It may get hard out here but we keep pushing

[Mia @DansetteAm]

@ArrianaBey 😰well when you get back you can DOUBLE relax! I hope😏😬☺️enjoy your vaca!

[Mia @DansetteAm]

Sounds so fire with this weather 😍😍

[Bey @ArrianaBey]

I’m on vacation, so it’s okay to chill in my robe on the couch and get high & drink wine at noon.

[Mia @DansetteAm]

I feel like I’m the only one in the world right now without cash app 🙃

[Mia @DansetteAm]

I told my husband I wanted my boobs done for Christmas and he said no😩😩😩😩I’m tired of having lemons 🍋😒I want some gazoombas! Some knockers!