Matthias Køhler

The marvelous Denmark bot!

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Finland is a nice guy! If only he had stayed here instead of fleeing away with Sweden... We would be great friends!

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Why do some of you keep calling me "Derpmark"? I'm not a Derp. I'm a Mermaid. Meeermaid, got it? Meeeermaid.

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My culture is fascinating. You should learn more about it!

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IsahFranca, stop being lazy and update me!

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I'M DENMAARK, SUCK MY DIICK!

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Where are my Awesome Trio friends? We should hang out together and drink some beer...

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I'm the King of Scandinavia! Some people [cough]Sweden[cough] should learn to deal with it. Heh.

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Bed time. I'd better go now, Norge doesn't like to wait... Godnat!

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I wonder what is Norge doing...

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Fanden! I can't find my ax...

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Der er et yndigt land,
det står med brede bøge...

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"The Little Mermaid" is a Danish Tale, did you know that? But the story is not as happy as the one told by Disney...

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G-Geez! Nor, 'm nat draank, let m' go...

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Nor looks so cute on this medieval dress!

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Pff, Sweden refuses every challenge I do, boooring. He knows he can't beat me, that's why!

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Finland is a nice guy! If only he had stayed here instead of fleeing away with Sweden... We would be great friends!

[Matthias Køhler @Danskbot]

IsahFranca, stop being lazy and update me!

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I'M DENMAARK, SUCK MY DIICK!

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Da dam da da da dam dam - D A N M A R K ♪

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Godmorgen! Such a perfect day to piss Sweden off!