Dictator Dan

Dictator of Victoria

Don't block me Dan Andrews
You are all required to follow me as by rule of your Dictator

For legal reasons I am in NZ

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

Is it too late to take back my decision?

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

I, Dictator Dan Andrews may have resigned, but I will always be your beloved and supreme leader

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

@KFC doing 24 nuggets for $10.95 is a national crisis and should be dealt with immediately

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

I'm announcing that from today, I will no longer be getting on the beers
I'm also building level crossings in the cbd area

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

@friendlyjordies set to run out of content as Labor wins the #nswelection
#NSWVotes2023

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

Today is the day that we could welcome NSW into the Dantatorship. Make the right choice
#NSWvotes

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

Happy Valentines Day

My true love in the Dantatorship of Dantoria... and beers

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

Get on the beers will be #1 for three years in a row. Get on it

#hottest100

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

The real Australia Day is the day off you take off from work so you get a long weekend for a 4 day bender

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

Look, I'm just gonna say it and I don't give a fuck what any of you think...

Thursday is a weird day for a public holiday #InvasionDay

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

The public holiday in January should be a fixed monday to make it a long weekend so we can all get on the beers

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

I'll be the next NZ PM after Jacinda Ardern #Feb8

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

Wait, my Catholic Church priest said it was normal when he gave me regular penis inspections. Was this not a real thing? #georgepell

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

Are we doing a truck convoy this year too?

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

I'd like to wish all members of the Danpublic of Dantoria a happy new year. 4 more years, no more level crossing and a lot more beers

Have a (nose) beer for me tonight

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

Thank you for confirming your location

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis @GretaThunberg

The world was curious.

And I do agree you should get a life ❤️

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

If you haven't cracked or poured a drink before presents are you even doing Christmas right?

The answer is no

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

A Christmas Eve Eve reminder to get all your drinks early so you don't have to be sober while your boomer 3AW listening family complain about me being a dictator

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

I have to wait until my 3000th day in office for a statue? But I want a statue now

[Dictator Dan @Dansmemestash]

@LiberalVictoria announces their most effective leader in years