Danny Deprey

Occasionally punny, Always funny (or at least my dog says so)

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

New “Art of The Deal” is out, and it’s short:

“Give your opponent everything they ask for and declare victory”

[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

man
halfway through pride month and charlie kirk hasn’t said a word

[skeety Pablo @eatingthattreat]

Her team allowing this to leak means they fucking HATE her

[Olga Nesterova @onestpress]

Now they're fighting... the Weather Channel

[The Weather Channel @weatherchannel]

UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.

[Danny Deprey @DansonDeprey]

@_TheBlueTorch This is an insult to Beavis & Butthead…

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

MAGA commentator tries pushing election lies on CNN with no evidence, gets called LIAR to his face immediately by Charles Blow, and it is glorious.

[Danny Deprey @DansonDeprey]

Of course…

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

CENTCOM said the pilots shot down were rescued at 7:33 PM ET within 2 hours after they were shot down. Trump boarded the helicopter from Bedminster to go to the Knicks game at 6:57 PM ET. So he was on his way to the game after they were shot down and before they were rescued.

[Danny Deprey @DansonDeprey]

Knicks suffer the Trump curse! After winning 13 in a row, Cheeto Jesus brings a loss.

[@MysterySolvent @MysterySolvents]

Trump prevented everyone from celebrating near the game. He made everyone show up hours early. Women could not take in a bag. He inconvenienced the entire city. And then he fell asleep.

[Dave Hale - Concerned Republican @CountryFirstRep]

It is legitimately a tragedy that the 250th anniversary of this country's birth will be presided over by a president who is EVERYTHING the founders warned us against -- a partisan demagogue who fundamentally loathes the separation of powers and denies election results he dislikes

[Danny Deprey @DansonDeprey]

@EricSpracklen It’s like saying “That cock in your ass? I pulled it out 1/2 an inch. I’m not screwing you as much, & you should be happy about it!” 😏

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

Dale Earnhardt was the most redneck redneck to ever redneck and he took the confederate flag off his car because his Black housekeeper said she didn’t want to see it. It’s really not that hard to not be an asshole.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

You know what to do, gang…

[Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA]

It was’t really about “illegal” immigration.

Trump is forcing people already here legally — spouses of US citizens, startup founders — to abandon their families & companies, leave the US, and wait for his approval to come back.

His disdain for immigrants knows no bounds.

[AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_]

BREAKING: Mid-air collision involving Navy Super Hornets/Growlers during Gunfighter Skies Air Show at Mountain Home Air Force Base in Idaho; 4 parachutes seen.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump has made more the 3700 stock market trades as president in just the first quarter, including in companies he has promoted. Everything MAGA accused Pelosi of doing Trump is actually doing and they’re silent about it. Hypocrite losers.

[Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta]

It’s telling that Graham is never this concerned about poverty, health care access, or anything that would actually make people’s lives better.

Just bigotry all the way down. That’s what Jesus taught him.

[Danny Deprey @DansonDeprey]

What the fuck?!? I used to live in Hawaii. Visited the USS Arizona several times. It’s a sacred place. #FireKashPatel

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

NYT confirms — with new details:

Last year, Navy SEALs used two boats to escort Kash Patel and nine others on what a Pentagon email called a 'VIP Snorkel' next to one of the military's most sacred sites, the underwater tomb of the U.S.S. Arizona.

One Navy vet called the swim "horrifying." https://t.co/wuBwyvxaXY

[Danny Deprey @DansonDeprey]

If we can’t trust him with what he did with $25,000 why should we trust him with anything the federal government pays for?

[Phil Williams @PhilNvestigates]

It's a scandal involving a Tennessee congressman that just won't seem to go away because his stories keep changing. Now, multiple donors tell NewsChannel 5 they have one question for Andy Ogles: “What did you do with the money?”