Daniel Spathies

Typical guy but a little different— 1/16 Native American

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

I forget to drink water after 6 PM

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

People who say attractiveness is about confidence clearly haven’t met an ugly person

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

Some of you guys give your girl your jacket when they’re cold, I simply just make it warmer. We are not the same

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

Hypothetically, 2022 could, in theory, be my year possibly.

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

4th consecutive year of not making a new year’s resolution 💪🏼

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

Its so embarrassing for communists to have jobs

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

@thethoughtsofMB Its meant for women in super tight skinny jeans 😂😂

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

When fat people where ripped jeans, the rips seem accidental

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

Every girl is just reminiscing 24/7 about that one summer they got really tan and can’t get it back

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

@drake_coulon Cheeseburgers are the only way

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

If you eat hamburgers, I hate you

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

People who reuse the same mask too often concern me

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I kinda love Etsy

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

Girls commenting on each other’s Instagram pics:
“I will literally kill your man just so I can marry you instead”
“Your skin is sooo perfect can I wear it?”
“I would lose all function in my limbs just to be you for one day, ugh you’re perfect”

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

Just close the tabs, no you’re not gonna need that again and you probably could find it if you did, 67 tabs open just isn’t the move

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

@fordnotch3vy No comment

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

Imagine your card declines at build-a-bear and they just rip the heart out right in front of you

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

She may be your girlfriend but shes in my DMs with a personal photo collage 😏

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

@kshmuney When you don’t have any emotional baggage or trauma so you can’t be funny 😔

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

@S_delatorre03 I mean sunglasses completely block your eyes, pants.... don’t necessarily

[Daniel Spathies @Danspath]

To everyone who thinks eyes are someones most attractive feature, I have a question for you. Do sunglasses make someone ugly in your opinion?