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[Dante @Dantethecomic]

Dante the Comic talks about how old testament God was a real jerk. God as a Mexican drug dealer.

And how Jesus has blonde hair. This bit is genius. Funniest jokes!

#Comedy #ComedyTips #Funny #Joke #God #Jesus #Religion #Bible #Jew #Jewish #Blonde #Mexican #DrugDealer #noah

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

Agreed it’s time to hang Donald Trump and all of the other pedophiles in public. He can sue me if he’s not one, but he won’t because that would open up the Epstein files. He’s in there more than everyone ….he deserves death.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

If you rape a child, you don't deserve a second chance. You deserve the death penalty.

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

You just said it dummy it’s not a vaccine. It’s a dewormer.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

Just a reminder:
@CNN told you that Ivermectin was Horse paste and wasn’t for humans…
When in fact it is BY FAR the MOST PRESCRIBED and SAFEST MEDICINE OF ALL TIME! For which its inventor was awarded the Nobel Prize for medicine!
Over a BILLION doses for River Blindness.

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

lol. No he’s not. Bwaaaaaaaa

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

He still raped children, and you know it. That’s why you quit. if you didn’t sue me.

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Today is September 12, 2026 - the border is CLOSED, the streets are SAFER, we’re BUILDING things in America again, and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America. 🇺🇸

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

Only because you’re racist

[Ryan @Ryan_Parkerrr]

SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS YOU BUT I ACTUALLY THINK BARACK OBAMA
IS THE ROOT CAUSE OF A LOT OF THE HATE AND DIVISION IN OUR COUNTRY TODAY!

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

You have the words and they’re racist. You’re a racist piece of shit.

[David Pollack @DavidPollackUSA]

I have no words

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

ACAB: Without bodycam footage, this 18 year old would have spent the rest of his life in jail

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

We should all stab the cops when they try to arrest a mother. All of us should.

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

This is what pedophile protectors look like. They all look like halfwits.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

This is what it looks like in front of Gavin Newsom’s house.

Complete MAGA takeover.

I love it.

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

But he gained millions so he doesn’t care.

[MAGA Voice @MAGAVoice]

Jelly Roll has lost THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of followers since he went WOKE. Good riddance

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

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[Dante @Dantethecomic]

This cop needs to be killed. He should go to trial and be hung in public.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This dirty pig had NO reason to abuse the compliant, non-violent Black man, pulling his hair and striking him in the face.

That "cop" needs to be fired and prosecuted, and the police department sued for millions.

THAT is why we protest.

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

I hope this is what gets you really really canceled. You suck so bad and you were never funny.

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

Shut the fuck up

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

Now that I know what’s happening, I feel really bad that I was giving my money to actors/directors/performers who were actively working to cancel out half the country.

If I had known that:

Mark Ruffalo
Chris Evans
Mark Hamill
Julia Roberts
George Clooney
Robert De Niro
Meryl Streep
Barbra Streisand
Sean Penn
Whoopi Goldberg
Jamie Lee Curtis
John Legend
Bruce Springsteen
Eva Longoria…

…and WAY TOO MANY OTHERS were angling for a one-party state…

...I never would have bought another ticket or album.

If I had known that Disney was quietly funding efforts to create a DEMOCRAT ONLY country and strip my vote of meaning, I never would have supported the MCU or Star Wars, never cheered for their heroes, never let their stories into my home.

I feel BETRAYED.

I feel FOOLISH.

I feel ANGRY that I unknowingly helped bankroll the people who wanted to erase me.

I won’t make that mistake again.

Who's with me on that?

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

Jake Lang is just trying to get killed

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Who is paying this piece of shit to do this?
Follow the money.

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

Never heard of them and we could care less. Sounds like something red hats, love.

[Annie🇺🇸 @ag_0012]

🚨BREAKING: Buc-ee’s CEO says company is prioritizing conservative, business-friendly states over blue states.

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

Get the fuck out of LA. No one wants you here.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Great job, Nithya

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

Liz, you sound like an actual fucking idiot. Now you know the town idiot is.

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

I’m really glad that these psychopaths made videos of themselves committing war crimes…

[Dante @Dantethecomic]

This is a lie.

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

This should PISS YOU OFF!

3,920,028 illegals were given Social Security and Medicaid in the 4 Biden years.

If each one of them was receiving $2k/mo that's $1,931,281,856 EVERY MONTH.

Whoever set this up needs to go to PRISON.

THEY RISKED OUR SENIOR’S LIFELINE.