Jason Waterfalls

shit sucking vampy

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

Never has there been a more unfortunate name than, Universal Technical Institute. UTI, I’ve received a degree from UTI. “My friend got a UTI, attending UTI, from a professor at UTI.

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

Just from the drivers here, I feel like the collective IQ of Texas, is 7 and a third

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

the act of selling pig live stock will only be known as “Pig Pimpin” from now on.

“My family has been Pig Pimpin for generations.”

[Ichabod Lame @jarlmikey]

The world is a vampire.

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

Not everyone should make content

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

Late whiskey nights
just us
The bottle and I

Replaying the silent conversations spoken with body language
that lingers in the air
with a disgust that’s palpable

Fucking childish

Just us
The bottle and I
Late whiskey nights

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

Daylight saving explained: a cruel joke on bartenders, for the bar owner’s amusement.

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

Goodbye… it’s been ehh..

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

Dante Fante

always.

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

Feelings reciprocated is fucking sick.

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

Need my boys.

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

Not complaining, what’s so ever, but this is now the third time a regular has just blessed me with 3 gs of Shrooms. Looks like I’m moving solid.

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

You know it’s real when you start unfollowing the insta baddies. Lmao.

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

@jarlmikey Lamo…. Back in the day getting an item you can’t even use…

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

@jordynejoness The evil ice cream cone using CD-R as eyes is hella dope. Next level thinking

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

I have a girlfriend as of 20 mins. It’s pretty lit.

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

Been calling them “demon shots” hahah

[Ichabod Lame @jarlmikey]

The rumpies got us again boys..

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

not suggesting a brunch date after closing the bar again.

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

@jarlmikey Lmao, I love that for you.

[Jason Waterfalls @Dante_labbe]

She a baddie and a weirdo. 🫠