mr Nabongo

Paramount chief

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

This was another proper one from Amazon Prime. 10/10

[Cudii🥭 @_griftine]

Ni kama Kuna outbreak ya usingizi kupotea usiku. Are y'all experiencing the same?

[Amalia @Amaliarenzy]

Nawatch documentary fulani inaitwa "48 Hours" imebidi nidouble-check kama nilifunga mlango. Wueh!!!😂😂

[Noora🌷 @Amma__tuuh]

Have you seen this? Don’t miss out🥵https://t.co/bJ7v2QuLAb

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Hoping for a much better 2026, here is a video summary of my 2025.

[PEAK @Filmfanatics__]

He knew immediately

[kharurih🕸️🇷🇼 @karuri018]

@Entr_dawood Yetu nilifika ikiwa imeingia kinyozi for X-mas

[Fridah🤍 @fridah1696317]

Heey, Kodong Klan is a group of 7great artists.There's Coster Ojwang',Charisma, Watendawili(Onyach&Ywaya), Okello Max, Mordecai Dex and Bensoul. Their album is on all streaming platforms. 'Ma fans' is one of may faves,,give it a listen.

[HUMANITY VIDEO @HumanityVideo]

This is crazy and I'm gonna watch it ☺️🥹

[Iyke @currentiyke]

Best duo of actors👏🏽

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Eddie Murphy dominated the 80s!
Pick a favourite from these

48 Hrs (1982)
Delirious (1983)
Trading Places (1983)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
Best Defence (1984)
The Golden Child (1986)
Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
Coming to America (1988)
Harlem Nights (1989)

[Anele Fumba 🇿🇦 @Anelefumba]

Fav 😭♥️

[Vince Errands @VinceErrands]

Mkujie simu wadau.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Wonders shall never cease in our dear country! Down there at the Coast, men who specialize in value addition business, you know, those who believe in turning RAW materials into finished products, are now facing severe hostility from the owners of the sacred fruits of creation. After several weeks of erecting the tent without hosting any horizontal engineering event at his matrimonial home, our brother Dogo decided to look for external catering services.

With his stomach full but his soul hungry, he went to the famous Shaft Guest House, a place where men go to reset their blood pressure and question their life choices afterward in what walimwengu call post nut clarity.

After scouting the market like a hawk on a diet, Dogo’s eyes landed on Abebo Nyama Ndogo, a well-known supplier in the industry of nocturnal happiness. After short negotiations that looked like a BBI referendum, they both agreed on a tax rate of Ksh 1000 flat for the value addition process.

Now, according to the Constitution of Prostitution 2010, Article 1 clearly states “Payment shall be made in full before delivery, and once the goods enter the warehouse, they cannot be returned for size or shape disputes.”

Meaning, if you pay and later realize the product’s diameter doesn't fit on your third leg, that’s your problem. A good swimmer never complains about the width of the river. So Dogo paid promptly and showed Abebo the Mpesa confirmation message.

But alas! Abebo, whose eyes were sharper than KRA scanners, noticed the heavily loaded Mpesa balance. Immediately, her moral compass began to spin like a helicopter blade. She tore the first MOU and demanded a revised agreement, insisting on an increase in the service tax.

Dogo feeling played like a mumu, refused to add mangondo and demanded a refund. Abebo simply pointed to the fine print that said, “Goods once accessed cannot be returned, exchanged, or refunded.” Things escalated faster than a Twitter scandal.

When Dogo threatened to beat her like a burukenge that has entered a poor man's house, Abebo switched to self-defense mode. A combination of Kihuti at a velocity of 120 km/hr & Ancestral Screaming, accusing Dogo of enjoying the forbidden fruits without remitting tax. Within seconds, Mukasa and other self-appointed village elders gathered at the scene to mediate.

The chaos was so intense, even the cows stopped chewing to watch the drama. If Mukasa hadn’t intervened in time, one of them would have spent the night in the cold room, lying stiff like a suspect, with cotton wool in strategic areas like kinyambisi waiting for embalmment and postmortem. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. 👀

[mr Nabongo @Dantekrit]

@AlongImna

[mr Nabongo @Dantekrit]

@rayjonnez @C_NyaKundiH Baana 001 amejenga hospitali kuliko incibbent