Dante Valentino

I watch paint dry professionally

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

SO BASICALLY THERES IS A MONKEY NAMED JACK, HES REALLY GOOD AT HOCKEY AND SKATEBOARDING. SO THATS WHY ITS CALLED MVP, MOST. VALUABLE. PRIMATE.

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

Blizz con exclusive. Get shit on nerds

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Gave myself a haircut

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@x7xqvm2e3vx5qw My left nipple is pierced 🥲

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

@heavyonthefent So real Heavyonthefent I’m 100 percent with you here

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

Me in 2022 was so cool and happy

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

#NewProfilePic

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Imagine if I had 1000 beers to go with this beautiful vibe

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

Yeehaw

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Siamese dreams

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

I have two sides of me. Pray you only see the one…

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

Finally Friday

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

Feeling like it’s bring your kid to work days my apprentice is so tiny

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

Me and my BF

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Oh god yea

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My apprentice is straight up retarded

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I miss camping with all my friends man

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

I’m so straight I could suck a wall of dicks and not feel a single thing about it!!! Closeted mfkers too scared for that experiment because they’re worried they might like it 💯💯💯

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

Just got done painting this. I now wanna kill myself

[Dante Valentino @DantelloVal]

How will I top my last year Halloween costume