Dante'sTableTop

Between 'Heaven' & 'Hell' on Earth... is a Table.
Make of it what you will. Comedy + Drama = Dramedy. The world needs more Dramedians.

[Dante'sTableTop @DantesTableTop]

So, yeah, I'm a cult leader...
of a cult..
that has no name...
and I'm the only member..
because that's the bylaws of my cult.

If you're following me, I assume you're like me... because of the "birds of a feather" phenomenon.

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@DrewPavlou @elonmusk

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@realMaalouf You're saying she says this.

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@omgsidewalks To see how bad it can get!

😇

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@MasterMaliq @JohnCleese https://t.co/keAirSjrCr

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@MasterMaliq @JohnCleese It's a lament, and a requiem.

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@Lvike1584 @NatashaCL7 Ops.. you're probably at work... my bad. 🙂‍↕️

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@Lvike1584 @NatashaCL7 What's your favorite color?

I like green. 🍏

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@Renatta @ZubyMusic No, you're halfway up The Mountain.

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@ZubyMusic 60.

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@NatashaCL7 @Lvike1584 Yes she is. 😇

It reminds me of the book, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, in a way. Nothing specific, just the gist of it. 🤔

Hopefully you have friends outside of work, Ms. Vike.

https://t.co/DYK74LWHYF

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@JAmy208 @RandyRRQuaid Let's hold annual National 2nd Amendment Festivals in California... without permits.. and fuck up the Oath breakers when they break their Oaths trying to stop it.. for 2 weeks, with the peak/middle day on the 4th of July. 🎇

Nothing says, "Fuck You Commie", like 1m+ gun owners.

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@Cholocoin1 @historyinmemes I hope the typo bothers you. 🤘

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@Cholocoin1 @historyinmemes Punk's not the musical style, it's the substance of the lyrics.

A "punk" is the thing used to set off cannons or like fireworks.

https://t.co/PGIHEQlyjB

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@GavinNewsom @POTUS @realDonaldTrump He's been accused of Treason by more than the 2 Witnesses required and has not been acquitted of the charge.

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@GavinNewsom @POTUS @realDonaldTrump, since you didn't prosecute this vile fuck for his Treason, I kind of hope he fucks you up.

He gave aid & comfort to the invasion of the United States by foreign guerrilla mercenary forces... that engaged in guerrilla warfare in many States.

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@JohnCleese When the Magna Carta is amended to include a recognition of a Right to Bear Arms, and your population puts all the Traitors in your government to death.

Make sure to get the King this time, because the last one killed every Lord who forced his hand within 20 years.

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@TomFitton

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@TomFitton If a machine with networking capabilities was involved, I refuse to recognize the results due to the unacceptable security risk.

It's reasonable grounds to reject the election results, even without proof the machines were hacked.

Government systems get hacked all the time.