Dan Fowler

Aspiring comedian, Aussie, 🚩Red flag Collector, Conspiracies are gay, wink. Self appointed product testimonialist. You’ll either laugh or feel your feelings.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

I just want everybody to heal.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@iamrel3ntl3ss @ADHDForReal Could you please provide your home address in the comments so that we can ensure we get your medal out to you in a timely manner.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@IfindRetards Is spastic taken?

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@ThunderPig @BrockRiddickIFB Where is @IfindRetards?
Got one.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@NicGreen061 @cooltechtipz 🤣🤣

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

This warms my heart, people looking out for people who don’t know where to park is the best

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Hilarious 😂

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@LangmanVince This warms my heart, people looking out for people who don’t know where to park is the best.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@DIGIMINAL It would be cheaper to take a noose tying course, god damn.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@FreckledLiberty They’re all poison factories. If they all burned to the ground, there would be another poison slop factory rise up in its place.

Obviously Burger King.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@NoNonsenseND I interpreted this as sexual. And it’s still helpful information.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@dingusgottherey @bateslitez @atensnut Stop trying to fuck me bro, not interested, I won’t be reverse psychologied here.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@dingusgottherey @bateslitez @atensnut Your profile is a capsicum because your face looks like a disabled toilet seat.
I’d sit on your face before you fell I love with me you queer.
I don’t want to fuck uou man, stop flirting with me.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@bateslitez @atensnut Face down retard, they’ll have a pattern on the front, the engraving is on the back, which you can clearly see

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@grimcalls He looks like when a 7 month old child learns how to walk.
They’re so young that they have a blank face, but they’re doing something so advanced for their age.
He’s a giant baby.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

If you’re posting this in sincerity, you should do a retard test. Draw a warm bath with a toaster bathbomb, plug it in, and if you get the urge to not drop it out of self preservation, congratulations, but you’re also still probably retarded.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@atensnut Is everyone fucking retarded, you should do a test, if you stand in a bathtub with a toaster bathbomb and plug it in and realise you probably shouldn’t drop it, congrats on your happy life, but you’re also probably retarded.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@atensnut Four forks face down on a pink towel? What the fucking fuck else is everyone seeing?

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@JeanlucBB0 @itsme_urstruly If you ever decide to use a toaster bathbomb, don’t forget to plug it in.

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@bybayleemae @Pluh1232174331 @DetectiveJohnK2 @RestrictedVids Stop trying to fuck me

[Dan Fowler @Danthamanfowler]

@jakeshieldsajj 🤣🤣