Danzig McDiggity

Whatever I write here can and will be used against me in the court of public opinion.

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@WendiLooHoo3 On the plus side, this woman's been training her whole life for this moment ...

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@gtconway3d What really makes this unbelievable is the idea anyone with limited time left on this planet would waste a second of it talking to Scott Jennings.

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@LectricRider @lesleyabravanel Damn, you're *this* close to the point ...

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@Acyn Followed by the Diet Mug Root Beer Dana Carvey Show.

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@SopanDeb I mean, I've Loved These Days seems a bit obvious ...

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@kvonyborg I hardly ever see your tweets anymore. The rigged algorithm here sucks. #GoPackGo

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@Super70sSports Nah, he covered up the Lady Elaine Fairchilde files ...

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@rcobooth @zainbando99 "Screenshots are an opportunity" is the new "paid by exposure."

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@zacobson Shirtless Ben Johnson was a bridge too far ...

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@I_AM_SATURDAY No doubt. Rebecki was seconds from a finish (and a plus-money win) and he tied him up instead. Crazy.

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@Acyn And we wonder why there are so many gaps in the Kirk investigation? The seashell case had 'em stumped for nearly a year.

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@JessicaHuseman I had this same thought this morning on the way to the gym. I'm probably going to break down with this one, lest I be called a Boomer ...

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@StephenCerone Yep. Seems like they're paid for or promoted (unmarked) and mostly crap it should be clear I don't want to see. It's almost every 4th tweet.

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@HQNewsNow If "When will I ever use this math stuff after school?" was a cabinet.

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@MollyBeck @aluthern I'm really sorry to hear this, Molly. You aspire to live the kind of life that results in an obituary like this one. And yes, a perfect lede. Condolences to his friends and family.

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@Ballislife @allthesmokeprod My all time favorite.

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@StevenTheGreat_ Same thing happened to me with his o8.5 RA.

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@sex4chrome Why did they take his 5th assist away? I got a notification from Sleeper that he got o8.5 RA but it's gone.

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@AWomansStruggle I thought the same thing and made this:

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