Daddy Kay

[Daddy Kay @Danzy_Mbugua]

QUICK SALE ‼️‼️

Toyota Axio 2012 – Clean & Ready!

✔️ 1500cc Petrol | Auto (2WD)
✔️ Low Mileage: 128,528 KM
✔️ Original Paint | Accident-Free
✔️ Traction Control + Fog Lights
✔️ Alloy Rims
✔️ Premium Interior + Music System 🎶

💰 KES 980,000 (Negotiable)

📞 0717 979 528

[Martin @riffrufff]

When you are in a Kenyan court for armed robbery then realize the presiding judge is actually the one who lent you the gun...

[ShitIsAboutToGoDown @findyouagirl]

🤣🤣🤣

[BaRi @DanielGbaratu]

See what I mean, there are some things you will never experience if you dont have siblings

[aether @bluewdrift]

You need boredom. A lot of it. Start by going on walks without music. No stimulation. No distractions of any kind. If you learn to sit with your own thoughts, for long enough, in time they will start serving you. You'll start having ideas once again. You'll start developing an extreme sense of clarity that will shift you into the next stage of your life. All by being bored, which is pretty insane.

[Benii @Bane_Brock]

Unadhani ni Content kumbe ni serious, Nyanza utarogwa sana ukienda kushow off

Ata pesa hufai kupeana cash

[ashe @ashebytes]

you've gotta be more afraid of wasting your life than embarrassing yourself

[Teflon Don @AntonyNgele]

The best reply I've ever seen bo satan

[Daddy Kay @Danzy_Mbugua]

💯

[MaDlaba👩🏽‍💻🇿🇦 @sipheshezie]

‘Your poor planning does not constitute an emergency for me.’
- Stewie.

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

When you realize she's not texting you, she's just replying to your messages

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

Men, I highly recommend you experience a woman who isn’t in survival mode. One who sees everything, even sex, as a mutual exchange. It’s a game changer.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I just heard the most professional version of “I said what I said.” The person said, “I maintain my position on the matter.”

[nics @pinchofelocin]

Kwani bien hakuimba vizuri

[Tae ++ @TaeWizop]

Fucking somebody who knows how to fuck will turn you into a sex addict

[Jerr @jerr_rrej]

Women can be replaced. The greatest curse a man will hear and believe is that he won’t find another woman as good. A man can find a better woman always. There are many good women and few good men.

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

For the umpteenth time, I am not Johnston Sakaja. I am not the Nairobi governor.
Sure, I dropped out of campus, but that is the only similarity between him and I.

[MUFC Buzz™ 🔴 @MufcBuzzLive]

🚨 Eric Cantona on Manchester United receiving €12.4m from Mason Greenwood move to Fenerbahçe:

🗣️ "A good business done but bad football policy..we could have retained him before sending him to Marseille at first"..

"I don't give a damn about what women's team feel..he has been acquitted of charges..we could have reintegrate him into the team..Ineos must do better beyond this"

"We lost a world class gem that graduated from Carrington for some quid... hopefully this doesn't happen again"..

"Continue to do well Greenwood and become the best you ought to be, wish you well"..

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya now has no dollar billionaires (worth over Sh130 billion), down from two in 2025, according to the latest Knight Frank Wealth Report.

However, the country still has 7,200 US-dollar millionaires (worth at least Sh129 million).

[Elena 💕 @Elenabardyf]

Once a man decides it's over, there's no amount of sex that can win your way back into his heart.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

People with childlike excitement, I hope you never lose your sparkle.