DapperCell 🍉

He/Him
Average Mike and Ike Enjoyer
Probably Playing Hearts of Iron Right Now
#ImpeachClarenceThomas

[DapperCell 🍉 @DapperCell]

Why shitposting on Twitter dot com IS a REAL JOB: 🧵 1/295

[rye • ridley | bryan hodukavich's pookie @residentmetroid]

ironically it has been so long since ted 2 that you could frame a reboot film releasing in theaters as a continuation of ted season 2 & nobody would get confused. you could make the movie about john (max burkholder) & ted going on a road trip to find a publisher for the galumphs

[𝑨𝒎𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝑨𝒒𝒖𝒂 @H2OBESE]

Freckled boobs and butts are among my list of weaknesses I’m afraid

[AVA @LAirdrop3]

Imagine fucking the same person you used to jerk off to

[Lucy @Lucythecat8943]

naked chubby women pics?

[Kimemia 🎹🌊 @its_kimemia]

Cig shared with a girl you find insanely attractive (you dont even smoke you're just trying to impress her)

[Astari @astaributirl]

Unsolicited nudes from friends is hot as fuck btw

[Vampire Werecat @Vampire_Werecat]

if you've ever researched and played by a meta in vanilla minecraft then your divine light has been severed. it can only be saved by beating gregtech new horizons

[Henry @p_hoenixhzero]

Things to say during sex:

Sell me this condom

How much is your pussy worth?

What are your intentions with my foreskin?

[𖤐 𝙰𝚟𝚊.𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𖤐 @SprinkleCake00Z]

Eileen can absolutely get it 🎀💗

#regularshow

[MARS @KneezyChrist]

Non-political episode. Classic style kids being kids story. My God. It’s even got a Kenny death.

[dannymurda @Yatsomurda9]

Marijuana is a gateway drug. It leads to happiness, great sex, pain relief, and increased patience with crazy bitches.

[DapperCell 🍉 @DapperCell]

the children yearn for Shadow of the Colossus

[Dunary @DunaryBear]

Is there a game that has like a realistic giant fight like they don't do this

[deranged tomboy @volaresera]

real men like unshaved pussy

[g @34rths]

Some of the music I listen to is straight up bad. This is my truth sorry

[Catholic American Socialist @ThatRedCatholic]

Here is how it will play out

Dems win 2026 midterms
Trump flails
Moderate Dem wins in 2028
Do nothing for four years
Mega Hitler wins in 2032

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