@braindeadDRAMA & @FastFingerSlim are The Dapper Dads. The podcast is dead but you can always listen anyway. We have more tricks up our sleeves, stay tuned.
It’s officially been half a year since our last episode. We can only imagine your life is in shambles without us. We’d like to say it gets better but it doesn’t.
People keep asking us what it would take to come back, even for just one episode, and the answer is the same every time. A disgustingly large amount of cash in unmarked bills in a briefcase that glows when you open it.
When the podcast was alive we wanted to transcribe each episode mainly so we could search for the things we never remember. Of course after it ends someone hits us up with a sample of the last episode. It’s been so long we can’t remember what we said but it seems a little off
We did the in-person, not recorded podcast thing again. If it was an episode it would be called “Bloomers Full of Squirt”. You can imagine what we talked about (jk no you can’t)
We think we might be onto something with this new groundbreaking format
On Saturday we sat in the rain playing beer darts and talking about how the world isn't the same as when we were younger. We're gracefully easing into retirement.
We drank for 9 hours yesterday and talked the whole time. It was like a podcast without it being recorded. Very excited for the future with this new concept
Podcast story update:
Drama is reunited with the gps that was stolen from his car as discussed on episode 105. He was also told that the “werewolf” who robbed him got caught when he stole a gun from a car, accidentally shot himself in the thigh and his leg was almost amputated
It’s officially been a year since Slim’s big barf party. In a few days it will be 2 years since the ill-fated case race that made Drama blow chunks. What are we doing in excess this February you ask? Nothing. We’ve finally learned our lesson
If you have not been a Patreon subscriber and are finally realizing you miss hearing our stupid voices you can go to https://t.co/Iy7Ml8aVln. $20 for unlimited access to almost 80 uncensored Patreon exclusive episodes of varying lengths! What a deal!
Of course what we explained for the future of our Patreon turns out to not be possible. If you were a Patreon subscriber you should be receiving an email with access to a drive of all the Patreon episodes. Please let us know if you did not or if you have any issues/questions