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[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

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[Amy Wadas @AmyWadas]

This is what a Five Points man is dealing with. Someone propped up a ladder and stole thousands of dollars of items from his second floor condo while he was away over the weekend. Hear his story at 8 on @DenverChannel on Local 3.

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

2 Downs, 2 yards to go. $8 Million Dollar/ year running back and you don’t run the ball once?

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

@harnSOLO That’s a fair question. Ask Elway

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

The Broncos starting offense has not scored a touchdown in six straight games (including preseason.)

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

Wow, the Rockies bullpen is an absolute dumpster fire 🔥 #Rockies

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

Biggest disappointment in Denver Nuggets History. That was the worst second half of Basketball they played all year. #terrible

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

The @nuggets need to have someone play the enforcer. You can’t let GS straight punk you like that and think you’re going to compete in the playoffs. #whereskenyonmartinwhenyiuneedhim

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

What a terrible half of football. How many times do we have to get burned by the TE? It’s Every week. #insanity

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

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[Rod Mackey @RodMackeySports]

Marquez has 9 strikeouts... in 3 innings!!!! #9sports

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

Ha! McDonald just “threw him out the club” #MNF

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

Baltimore is a better coached team. Denver looks like they have no clue what’s going on with the offense. #badday

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

Broncos offense has been pretty ineffective today. Hopefully Case can turn it on in the 4th...

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

“You can’t catch a cold butt-ass naked in Alaska” - Teamate to David Njoku #HardKnocks

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

@markkiszla I’d take Teddy depending on what we would have to give up. We could also wait till final cuts and probably pick up RG3 on the cheap.

[Graham Tiedtke @GrahamTiedtke]

The answer is clear:

1. Case Keenum
2. Chad Kelly
3. Paxton Lynch

Cc: Vance Joseph

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

Yes sir!

[Mark Schlereth @markschlereth]

Chad Kelly leapfrogs Paxton on the depth chart with 1 Drive.

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

I’m sorry, Paxton Lynch is garbage. It’s time to cut our losses and move on. #1stroundbust #ithappens #movingon

[Vic Lombardi @VicLombardi]

Should have let Gray finish the damn game.

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

Damn, didn’t know Para was that slow? #heavylegs

[Denver Dapper Man @DapperDenver]

@Mr_Intangibles_ What is going on with their bullpen? Also, can we get a new catcher?