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It's me! The Dapper Gamelord! Retweets = Endorphins. Mentions are a pro-gamelord zone only. Owner of Pokemon Wearing Sports Paraphernalia (@JaysToucannon)

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

my roommates and i used to say "fiona ogre!" and "g-nome!" to each other all the time apropos of nothing #BackInTheDay

[SwagKirb @Swag_K1RBY]

Shrek Super Slam’s announcer voices are unironically peak

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

oh my god youth lagoon wondrous bughouse

[Pikachu Buchón @Pirrisaurio]

@luke_winkie Wondrous Bughouse my beloved

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

@TheKatheter93 did not consider there would probably be a solver for this ive just been raw dogging these

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

CROWN HIM 👑

King Louis is the AL Reliever of the Year!

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

this is why rateyourmusic is still the GOAT rating website. the #1 album of all time has only changed like 1 time in the last 15-20 years

[Red @kitsuneredFES]

Saw that everyone was giving the OoT remake on Backloggd flawless scores so I was curious and it seems to now be the single highest rated game on the entire site

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

(reading the back of a video game case) seems like it's mario's greatest adventure yet

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

@slowbro_4 ill have you know my wife thought new york was part of new england until like, this year

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

this is like the 5th time ive posted a screenshot of this tweet but i dont care

[AES–Hinojosa Democrat @Wellstonecratt]

Since it's trending again, a "What is the South" map based on four metrics by anon

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

honestly would love to make my own Super Mario Facts but for the runescape wiki

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

@sportslogosnet i like the old colour scheme and logo but honestly the new ones are great too

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

also i listened to the album and its awesome

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

god i want the board game edition so bad. i cannot justify spending that much money on this. but god i want to so bad

[Backwoodz Studioz @BackwoodzHipHop]

NEW ARMAND HAMMER LP 🐍🪜 SNAKES & LADDERS OUT NOW!
Surprise drop. Plus the album as a playable board game — only 800 made.

GET ALL THE DETAILS 👇https://t.co/FVf7l808IF

Snakes & Ladders is the eighth studio album from ELUCID and billy woods, collectively known as @ArmandHammerNYC. If there was ever a sense that these two might rest on their laurels, every moment of Snakes & Ladders is a repudiation of that notion. As always with these guys, the new work is sonically, lyrically, aesthetically, and emotionally different from what came before it. Here the heady, contemplative Mercy gives way to vibrance and violence. This is an album of the now, in all the senses of the word. Production-wise, woods and @cobratoof are joined by names familiar and new. But with the help of @WillieGreen1, the album’s sound is so seamless you would be excused for thinking there was a single hand behind it all.⁠

Production credits go to @mondieumusic, @clppng, @ANIMOSS_, @KennySegal, @sebbmode, Mekala Session, @chldactr, Saint Abdullah & Eomac, @THERAVADA, @jeff_markey , @MessiahMusik and @steeltippeddove.⁠

[the gay account @homosexacc]

the best type of game has a bit of disrespect for the player's time

[staring accusitorily at my wife while i die @Hegelbon]

CHUCK: I don’t care who they throw out there Bama can’t compete. Ayatollah Khomeni, and
SHAQ: Who???
CHUCK [laughing]: I meant support from Iran
SHAQ [crying]: Chuck think the Ayatollah is Afghani
ERNIE: Cmon
CHUCK [laughing]: Ayatollah on the plains and mountains of Afghanistan!

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

Mystery Science Theater 3000 should be viewed in the worst quality possible. like digitized from a VHS 100 years ago. compressed to the point that Joel's face looks like a marshmallow

[beef clapton: soldier of fortune @thetrompwner]

just imagined a british guy calling a good basketball player a 'proper hooper' and got pissed off

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

i guess my main note on the pitchfork top 100 list is that i think its hard to argue that anything other than In The Aeroplane Over The Sea should be #1. maybe they felt it was too obvious

[Larry Fitzmaurice @lfitzmaurice]

Something to keep in mind

[ultima victorianarum @njsilvadyne]

its so annoying when you think you're reading a take about some real social phenomenon and then find out that theyre actually just mad about cartoons

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

pretty much has to be cubs winning the world series right? cant think of anything crazier

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

i know "We Got X Before Gta 6 Bro" is the meme but what is actually the craziest thing we got before gta 6?

[Zombie Gives Birth To Hawk Child @DapperGamelord]

@TownsUsa havent you seen my weekend as a 28 year old living in chicago. theres plenty of stuff to do