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[Mike Baron @BloodyRedBaron]

Hey folks! Retweets apreeciated.
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@brandonorselli That's what I always heard too but I've also heard the Manga ended prematurely due to the low popularity, which is insane.

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@LukaLev

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@libsoftiktok Tomorrow they'll be crying about why no one accepts them.

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@AnonPlzX @Grummz Almost like the allegations were weaponized against anyone who stood in the way.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

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@GMShivers For me, option 2 has text. It requires me to stop long enough to read it. Maybe there's something interesting about it. Maybe theres a good sale on. Option 1? "Matcha. OK. Moving on."

[Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters]

Fauci in 2022: “I am very happy to testify before any congressional oversight committee.

I have nothing to hide. I can explain and validate everything that I’ve done.

I’m going to do what I need to do, and that is cooperate fully, because we have nothing to hide at all.”

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

This is how I became the host for Family Feud.

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@MarkRuffalo @elonmusk Produces nothing, contributes nothing, but has strong opinions someone who does both doesn't support throwing money away to organizations with no oversight or transparency.

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@reason To be fair, that happens all the time without facial recognition too.

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@JesseBWatters The problem he'll have is he won't win the jobless commie vote and that's now nearly a majority of democrats. The current clown administration is speaking to clown voters. Dave can't do that.

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@RWDSTrades @Retroid0fficial End of July is the current target ship date, according to their Discord.

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@MarkQuestionGuy @Retroid0fficial End of July is the current target ship date, according to their Discord.

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Did anyone else notice across all the social media algorithms, as soon as the #WorldCup posts started picking up a lot of traction as positive interactions between the USA and all the visiting countries, we're not seeing as much footage?

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@Retroid0fficial Is there any compatibility with the dock?

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@nichegamer Oof. At least I hear the SteamOS is going to be installable on custom hardware in the future.

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@JohnLeFevre These are always middle manager propaganda talking points from people who don't actually do the work at the company.

[Lamar of Oklahoma City @LamarOKC]

Welcome to OKC @FreddyLA7 !
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