Daran Chapman

Video game player and developer, board game meep, RPG roller, rusty illustrator, web developer, family man. Keeping it cool, old school. he/him #BLM 🏳️‍🌈 ally

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@AMAZlNGNATURE The answers are either “adopt that runt immediately you monster” or “can I pet that dawg?”

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@EmbarkStudios @ARCRaidersGame - On controller, we hop between left-aligned circular icons of the trades or quests (on their respective screens) by using L/R triggers. Why not reinforce that same interaction for the left-aligned circular category icons in the inventory screen?

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@DysonLogos I’m sorry you are going through this. My SIL just went through a bunch of rounds of this. Her issue was a detaching retina. After what I think is her sixth surgery, we’re playing the waiting game again. That last one was with a surgeon who sounded like a miracle worker.

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@iamvsus Re-enact scenes from Time Bandits?

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@PonchoRebound But the next day and for the next several years? It was joycon drift and Stardew… every waking moment. She waggled her way to the mailbox at each new farm… and she got more grampa letters than Zsa Zsa Gabor.

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@DnDBeyond Hey Wizards! I love that dndbeyond redirects you to a working link if you hit "dndbeyond/spells/bane." But it redirects to "spells/2009-bane" which is 2014's legacy material. Can it go to 2024's "spells/2618900-bane" instead? In short, you're redirecting to old spells!

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@joshcarlosjosh "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

“Yeah well, this is like the fifth flippin’ ‘such time’ in my time, G-man. Baggins needs a break, yo.”

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@Jaberuski I used to care about stuff like this until I realized I get a newer and likely better screen out of the deal. Put the old one in a play area for when they start playing video games.

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@tempizza Every autumn like clockwork.

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@PonchoRebound "7 wonders what is in the box Brad Pitt opened..." am I doing this right?

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@Wizards_Help Alright Wizards, roll Persuasion or Deception, your choice -- and don't tell me which. The DC is eleventeen.

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@PonchoRebound I’m actually sort of surprised by those able to distinguish between “truck” and “sedan.” These days every vehicle on the road looks like it was based on the shape of a melted sneaker.

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@PonchoRebound Pfft. Stupid Nichola’s J. Fuente’s.

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Tickled to be the 431st 👾 on @BackerKit for Next Level Miniatures: Dragon's Cache - Series 1. https://t.co/ozbGAvVi7R

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@AgathaChocolats He bricked his phone, then himself.

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@vampiresnvino Trick question; Rutger Hauer is in a class all by himself. On his sheet under features for actions/bonus-actions/reactions it says "Do what you want. You are Rutger Hauer." Under spells - "The laws of magic that do not apply TO you - are written BY you... you are Rutger Hauer."

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@PonchoRebound “Are you not edutained?!?”

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@PonchoRebound I still do this during presidential debates, but nobody ever throws a punch.

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Just tell people you have a podcast, nobody’s going to check.

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@PonchoRebound “Also, I gat paid for serving customers, so…you’re doing exactly nobody any favors by saving time here, McFly.”