Darbs

[Nikki Rushing Bajema @NikkiBajema]

Tom Brady spent two months with his children and decided he’d rather be hit be 300 pound linemen, and I think that tells me everything I need to know about having kids

[Darbs @Darbiluther]

@zemboweraaron Whether it’s period or republican …. Yes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Darbs @Darbiluther]

The “everyone has periods” Facebook post floating around has really shown me some very, very true colors on my timeline 🥴

[Darbs @Darbiluther]

@DailyMail your article title “Miss USA’s death plunge” are you joking me???? How disrespectful. Anyone could have came up with ANYTHING besides that and y’all were really like “yes this is perfect” ?!

[LUCYANA @LUCYANARANDALL]

the idea of having tattoos making it harder to get a job is so bizarre bc when i see someone with a lot of tattoos i don't think "degenerate", i think "nice, a guy who schedules lots of appointments and shows up to them on time"

[Darbs @Darbiluther]

So my job is doing no straws rn as part of the franchise’s ocean clean up efforts and I can’t tell you how many times I got the response “wow, that’s such a great idea! I still need a straw though.” Like ?????? 😶

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

listen I’m not an infectious disease expert simply running on vibes here but if you have covid and you’re thinking about leaving your house after 5 days instead of 10, please don’t 🥲

[Bread of the Table @BillMonty_]

One depressing thing about COVID (but perhaps necessary) is finding out ppl you thought were smart are just…not 😔

[Michael Mina @michaelmina_lab]

CDC’s new guidance to drop isolation of positives to 5 days without a negative test is reckless

Some ppl stay infectious 3 days,Some 12

I absolutely don’t want to sit next to someone who turned Pos 5 days ago and hasnt tested Neg

Test Neg to leave isolation early is just smart

[. @ItsRyanPuleo]

Dear UPS, USPS, FedEx, & Amazon employees..

Thank you.

[Darbs @Darbiluther]

@pulte

[Darbs @Darbiluther]

@natalie_stuart What did we just talk about yesterday I knew as soon as u started talking about doing the red…u would do it. 😂

[Darbs @Darbiluther]

@sheetz my bf threw away my Mac n cheese bites before I got to eat them should I break up with him

[Andrew Shuttleworth @AndrewShuk2112]

I'm fully vaccinated and I have had my booster. No, I don't know "what's in it". Neither this vaccine or the ones I had as a child. Nor do I know what's in the 11 secret herbs and spices at KFC.

[Darbs @Darbiluther]

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[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

love him fr

[Darbs @Darbiluther]

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[Darbs @Darbiluther]

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