Darby

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Vodka waters with a hint of lime juice til further notice other than tailgates and any time my dad offers me a bud light at holidays

[josh @jl_jl_jl_jl_jl]

🫡 mental health, it’s been an honor

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

What happens to him during a hurricane? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[BABY M @maiyajambalaya]

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[georgi @____georgi____]

still mad house hippos don’t exist

[giselle @gisellebreana]

what part of “i need to save money” do i not understand????

[The Alan Parsons Projection @DJSkullfetish]

any day of the week really

[Hannah ⭐️ @hvnnvhr]

My boyfriend said he can drop us off for Sunday mimosas if yours can pick us up

[Nia @Nia_mp4]

ppl my age are gettin married im like r u guys sure

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

after i say “that’s crazy” twice please wrap up your story

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

politicians should be required to wear a jacket that has all the corporations sponsoring them like nascar

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

"This is not the time for politics," the politician said politically.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[ali rae @alison__raee]

patio drinks season!!!!!!