Darbs

I ❤️ gluten

[Darbs @DarbyShields]

@UberFacts

[Darbs @DarbyShields]

@UberFacts Fancy by Reba McEntire

[Darbs @DarbyShields]

@dadmann_walking Same

[Brad Williams @funnybrad]

They say that ones who hurt you the most also love you the most.
This guy doing 35 in the fast lane must be my fucking soulmate

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

The Golden Globes are fun! A bunch of celebrities who scream-tweeted “Stay the fuck home!” at us a month before going to Tulum!

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Do dogs understand elevators or are they just like ok it's time to get into the world changer

[Darbs @DarbyShields]

@SonnyBunch Fear and respect the escalator

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Most adults are just stupid children in large bodies.

[Sam Sanders @samsanders]

Where is Andy Cohen? He could handle this.

[Darbs @DarbyShields]

@officerdaddo

[The Broke Agent @TheBrokeAgent]

Genius strategy

[Darbs @DarbyShields]

@officerdaddo “That fish trap will never work in that part of the river!” - me, a person who has never made a fish trap, on my couch watching Naked and Afraid

[Micah Persell @MicahPersell]

Been distance-teaching Romeo and Juliet to my freshmen and one of them sent me this meme today and I have never been more fulfilled in this job
#TeacherLife

[Darbs @DarbyShields]

Falcorrrrrr

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Blessing your timeline with this gem https://t.co/IMUNT80zXX

[Darbs @DarbyShields]

@ClueHeywood He’s doing his best, Ok

[kim @KimmyMonte]

this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho he’s still a very very good boy.