dw

“vulgar yet accurate”

[dw @Darby_White]

@crazyclips_ ok but what were the rumors

[dw @Darby_White]

@binchcity Julia!!! Pro tip for rent/shitty landlords!—legally you can withhold your monthly payment (for means relative to lease infringement) put the monthly $$ due into an escrow acct at bank & communicate to landlord the action of holding payments until issue is remediated

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me going back to my room after not finding anything to eat

[them door hand hook car door @mothman_lewds]

im overdue to go apeshit honestly

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Don’t invite me out this month, I’m tryna save money but imma say yes if you do.

[dw @Darby_White]

Not to make this about me but

[dw @Darby_White]

Wait the way I just teared up when I finally heard “and I’m Brit” after months of her not on the pod…WELCOME BACK @britprawat my parasocial besties are back together I’m so happy @Ash_Flowers 🥹😭🥲 @CrimeJunkiePod

[Dale Denton @DevinMcshaw]

Just be a nice person

[dw @Darby_White]

my 20 minute telehealth meeting w an OBGYN 24-hr prior to my abortion to review my rights and confirm I’m not being forced to have this procedure was $450—which was also not eligible to be covered by insurance

[Gabby Librizzi, MD, MPH @Gabby_Brauner27]

Got a $450 bill for my Pap smear because the office put me as self pay and didn’t charge my insurance. That’ll get sorted out (although annoying) but can we talk about how a screening test is $450……

[dw @Darby_White]

@sadnboujie retweet

[dw @Darby_White]

*cue that time this summer when I very willingly let some random hot dude on a motorcycle come pick me up after the club* 🥴

[seb! @mrbadhoefumbler]

i’d be so easy to kidnap after the club. i be down to go anywhere

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

for my birthday i wanna have a me themed party where everyone just comes dressed as different versions me

[dw @Darby_White]

Old ppl need to be evaluated on a semi regular basis for driving competency—I just watched this 80+ year old woman (on the phone might I add) straight BEEF this l fucking median

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

i hate it when people say "let's get rid of small talk, tell me about your hopes, your dreams, your failures, your greatest successes" however i do think you should be able to ask one person at every gathering "so what's your deal" and they should have to answer

[Big Boss V 💰 @BigBossVette]

Hope my exs ain’t telling people “if I want her back I can get her” cause no tf you CAN’T hoe 😂

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

a lot of people don’t understand that conflict resolution skills are necessary to have a strong community. many folk are lonely because they cut off everyone who pisses them off without attempting to resolve problems. not because it’s hard to make friends

[dw @Darby_White]

yesterday I asked someone if their bag was Bonneta when I meant to ask if it was Bottega Veneta and I can’t stop replaying it in my head

[dw @Darby_White]

em rata & co. just making me feel better about always going for the goofy muh fuker

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

not me in the corner in the spotlight losing my religion

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

we’re 11 months into 2022 and i've enjoyed a total of 4 days max