Darian!

I thought hurricane season was over!

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

Grooming academy day one, lets gooo!

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

Hearing my cat snore from across room warms my heart.

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

I get to hug @Laurendillo in less than a month?!?!?!

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

Don is outside in an actual tropical storm getting our trailer ready for our move. Just grateful for him is all

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

IM READY TO GO TO A SHOW NOW

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

@Laurendillo Miss you more

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

I need to go to a show

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

And on the way down I almost fell right through

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

I get to go on a cruise with my best friend, her husband, and my man. What a life.

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

God damn that’s a lucky ass bitch

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

Holy shit i get to see @HotMulligan with my mom this weekend. Thats proof that dreams really do come true🥹

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

Theres not a lot I enjoy more than just belly laughing with Don about something

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

My mom saves all of Marge’s pics and videos i send her on snap and i think its so cute

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

Sometimes my brain randomly hears my my 8th grade homeroom teacher screaming “have a great day, do the right thing, MAKE GOOOOD CHOICES”

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

@sariemelena If by ex we mean stinky skater boy i THINK NOT

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

The fact that every mall doesn’t have a target connected to it bothers me

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

Welcome to Jizzney world

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

Idk shit about cars

[Darian! @DarianHoffman]

I need another plant

[Derek DiScanio @dereksteez]

he didn’t like pickled peppers
and I was peter fucking piper.