Darien

figuring it out one day at a time.

[James @CaucasianJames]

amazing follow up

[Elliott Canty @ElliottCanty]

well they move fast

[megan @chismosavirus]

it is 91 degrees outside put that natural deodorant DOWN

[juulie albright ♡ (she/her) @juuliealbright]

today, we honor our founding mothers ❤️🤍💙

[Darien @DarienFaye]

Charlotte from Sex in the City and Ross from friends are meant for each other.

[O @OliverIam_]

No shade. But I don’t really care to hear from Kim, Khloe, or Kourtney about business. I need to hear from KRIS MF JENNER.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

kanye gave his PR team the instagram password

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

kanye talks about pete davidson like he’s Dinkleberg

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on 2 pieces of wood, sliding downhill IN a piece of wood. All amazing.

[ari @ar1e11e]

yeah if it taste like their lemonade imma be naked by three cans

[Sarah J. Hass @tacko_belle]

credit card chip machines are like:

- DO NOT remove your card
- DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card
- take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

[Julie Roginsky @julieroginsky]

Maxwell trafficked these girls to somebody. Hold each and every one of those somebodies accountable.

[Darien @DarienFaye]

Joe Rogan acts and speaks like a man who is 5’8”

[jas @jjashole]

me when the maintenance man comes & my man not home