Crowley

Never underestimate the King of Hell, darling. I know a lot of swell tricks. #WaywardVerse

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis [Carefully, he set the paper down on the mantle, one finger holding it in place.] Do me proud, hm? [As soon as his finger lifted from the page, he was gone.]

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis Am I new? [These boys must have forgotten who he was! He should never have given them so much rope. He shook his head.] Uh uh. You get this when I'm safely away, got it? That brother of yours isn't the only one handy with a blade.

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis [Here he is, generously trying to toss them a bone and this is the gratitude he gets?] What, I can't be altruistic? Honestly, gents, here to help.

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis Should have followed the rules. She could have lived another hundred or more years. Pity.]

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis such a nice guy, I'll throw in a bonus spell to assist you toward that end. See? Win/win. What do you say? [He waved the paper as of in temptation. They'd take it. If course they would. And he'd be rid of one very meddlesome witch. -

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@imanaquarius @S0GetThis @ImStillYourMan stupid. Straightening, he brushes off his jacket, watching for any more bright ideas before he continues.] Now then, can we get back to business? I thought you had a witch you wanted dead, yeah?

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@imanaquarius @S0GetThis @ImStillYourMan Did I? [What was once amusement is now the twinkling of real threat.] Because I thought I'd already asked you to put a leash on him once. [He does nothing more to any of them, but he is keeping Sam at more than just arms length. He's not -

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis sense Lucifer gave a toad and he wouldn't have to use her.]

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis Dean? Honestly, here to help. [If worst came, and Dean took offense to Crowley protecting himself, he did have a back up plan that was sure to keep his house intact. Hopefully, though, at least one of these meat heads would have the -

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis stop Sam from his intentions and he wasn't about to get shivved for saving Winchester bacon.] Let's just say we both have mutual interest in seeing this witch burn, hm?

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis Enemy of my enemy, blah blah. My piece is my business. [He leaned casually against the mantle, crossing one foot over the other, his stance relaxed. It was a deceptive pose. He was all too aware that nothing had actually been done to -

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis tone, Winchester, and while he's pretty sure both boys are denser than stone, even Dean should be able to hear it.]

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis [Even in his amusement, he notices Winchester, the younger, in his predictable move to try and kill him. He spares the man a single glance before looking back at Dean.] However, control your dog and we'll talk. [There's a promise in his -

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis angel tend to his charges.] Castiel. Heard you were dead. Pity the rumors are obviously exaggerated.

[Crowley @DaringestDevil]

@ImStillYourMan @imanaquarius @S0GetThis [His eyebrow raise higher as he looked at the oldest Winchester, smashing the last of the ages beneath his heel.] I believe the term is saving your life. [He let his gaze slowly wander back to Cas, taking a deep breath as he watched the -