Darío

Actor de teatro in-the-pendiente. Doctor en la ciencia de higos.

[Darío @DarioFaux]

Oye Björk, quítame ese hombre del corazón

[Darío @DarioFaux]

Estar terminando un doctorado. Me dio IBS. 15 kg en 3 meses

[LadyValor @lady_valor_07]

What's the fastest way

[Darío @DarioFaux]

@Wonderland319 Japi berdei tullú ♥️ 🎂

[latke @latkedelrey]

cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent and vanilla and happiness

[Darío @DarioFaux]

El voltear el colchón como evidencia del inevitable paso del tiempo. Propuesta de un melodrama de la vida doméstica

[Darío @DarioFaux]

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[Darío @DarioFaux]

Hoy a mi cuádriceps le dio la chiripiorca 🦆

[Darío @DarioFaux]

Lo malo de todo esto es que necesito conseguir chamba nadaqueverienta para poder gastar todo en videojuegos los próximos meses

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Take a ride on Vi-O-La as you explore, solve puzzles, and blast your way across the planet when Metroid Prime 4: Beyond releases for #NintendoSwitch and #NintendoSwitch2 on Dec 4. #NintendoDirect

Pre-order today: https://t.co/u2QhP3gg6l

[Darío @DarioFaux]

Hoy me entrevistó una AI para un proyecto. Me encantaría quejarme, pero tuvo menos anhedonia que varixs entrevistadorxs que me han tocado

[Darío @DarioFaux]

No es de dios madrugar en finde para trámites 🧟‍♂️

[Rosie 🌷 @lozyrosie]

the girls and the gays when legends z releases

[Darío @DarioFaux]

@Chrodsbent Cuaaaaaaal? 👀 👀 👀 👀

[Darío @DarioFaux]

Mad (social) scientist

[Darío @DarioFaux]

@JorgeArchie Gracias 😘

[✨ Aja Miyake Mugler ✨ @ajaoxum]

✨🗣️ To answer the question ✨❓ of “what would I do to save the world 🌎🕊️ if we were to go to war 💣⚔️🔥” :

I would walk 🚶🏽‍♀️💃🏽 down 5th Avenue 🗽🏙️ in the highest ⬆️👠 pair of patent leather stilettos 👠✨🔥 that I own 💁🏽‍♀️💅🏽, knees 🦵🏽💫 glossed ✨ to the Gods 🙏🏽🛐, wearing Melanie Mills 💖✨ all over my thighs 🦵🏽💫, shining 🌟🌞 all the way to the intensity 💥⚡️ of the brightest Sun 🌞✨ and star ⭐️🌠 in the universe 🌌🪐.

I would have the shortest 👗✂️ skirt 👠🔥, bra 💖💥, titties 🍒😩 pushed to the neck 🙆🏽‍♀️🫦. And I would sit 🪑😈 there, neck 🙏🏽🦢✨ to the sky 🌌🌟 and no Adam’s apple 🗿❌ in sight 👀✨ because, bitch 💅🏽🤣, the neck 🙆🏽‍♀️✨ is giving EVE 🐍🍎‼️

And bitch 💁🏽‍♀️✨, in the most douched 💦🧼 and dangerous 🔪😈✨ manner. I would simply 🫱🏽‍🫲🏽 open my legs 🦵🏽🕳️💥 and go

Uhhhhaah 😩💦💨🕯️✨🔥

And the war ⚔️💣🔥 would stop ✋🏽🕊️✨! As I brush 💇🏽‍♀️🖤✨ 40 inches 📏 of luscious 💁🏽‍♀️💫 hair 🖤✨ that’s really 32 inches ✂️ 😂✨.

And the world 🌎💥 would erupt 🌋🔥🔥🔥 in flames 🔥🔥🔥 and applause 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽.

[Darío @DarioFaux]

Estaba a media selfie y llegó mi comida. Se ve la luz en mi mirada

[Darío @DarioFaux]

My pussy tastes like doxypepsicola