Darius

I still hate the Tories.

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@Gordy_Mc1ntosh @TaxJusticeUK @MariaMCasey In fact he receives welfare benefits from the government.
It’s the truth.

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@dave43law @onemoreday1966 We haven’t forgotten the £5 m “gift” from a crypto billionaire immigrant yet, Nige.

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@AmericaRecharge C) Donald Trump:
A Russian asset elected by the most stupid nation in the world. TWICE!!!

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Weybridge knows how to do flags 👏👏💪💪

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@Chef_franco74 In my fridge, middle shelf. Where I keep all my cakes.

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@Damaan4u33 I don’t know about your humble opinion, but imho it’s definitely E.
Anyway, is this a trick question?
It’s like saying: “ What do you prefer? A million $ in your bank account or your balls squashed in a vice?“

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@kendmacgregor @dave43law But they have the toughest selection process. Uncle Nige said so.
My question is why do flys always gather around shit?

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@princess_kim_k Circus

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@SianaNache79742 English born, English bread. 😁

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@AZ_Brittney GRIFTER

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@Sabiha1278 No, but I agree that you’re delusional.

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@autumnsdad1 John Wayne

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@Beno10_MFC 120, simple

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@ChristiansSTDT @Geog_Paul Wrong. Dad has 2 arms. Mum has 2 left arms.

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@jasonllevin They’re as real as WWE.

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Reform Party’s vetting system:

-Are you a cretin?
-Yes
-You’re on.

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@realninawysocka From this list, Gordon Brown.

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@LucasSa56947288 I don’t know, but I hope it hurts.

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@Naila_Ayad Dipstick

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@Logically_JC @Jimrennie58 It’s because