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Pronouns : dragon

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[Nazneen @naaaztweets]

accidentally typed Total cunt of female employees instead of total count at work😭😭😭

[THICC GIRLS STAN ACC 🌙 @Darius530]

@dillibillii Some of them might not make it through

[Cathrine Wengaard @CWengaard]

I’m from Norway and they are not married. It’s more common here in Norway to be «samboere» which means you live together and are a couple, but not married. Her name is Isabel Haugseng Johansen .
They also have a son togher who was born in December of 2024.
His name is Odin, so yeah a real Viking name😉👍🇳🇴

[oh no i - @sadbisx]

lowk feeling like a mother to oomf ngl 😔

[THICC GIRLS STAN ACC 🌙 @Darius530]

@ishani_kuwar Good Luck

[orangefroot🌶️ @ishani_kuwar]

Always pick up your calls folks got another interview today

[alexandra @ptichushka]

i asked the pharmacist what medications were in this vase and she flatly stated that they are "the original owner's encapsulated ashes"

[oh no i - @sadbisx]

🥰🥰

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

My toddler has been saying "oh dear" constantly in a British accent. We're American. We don't watch British shows. No idea where this came from. It's been three weeks. "Oh dear" when she drops something. "Oh dear" when the dog barks. Very concerned "oh dear" when my husband burned toast. Asked her teacher if they're watching Peppa Pig at daycare. Teacher said no, but she's noticed it too. It's spreading. Four other kids are now saying "oh dear" in British accents. The teacher is baffled. Parents are comparing notes. Someone suggested mass hysteria. Then we found out the elderly crossing guard has been saying "oh dear, careful now" to the kids every morning. She's from Wisconsin. She just has an affect. Fifteen toddlers have developed fake British accents from a crossing guard who isn't British.

[THICC GIRLS STAN ACC 🌙 @Darius530]

@billiwaligf Aaj leave par ho?

Nahi

[Memes vs. Football @memesvsfootball]

Switzerland qualifying for the Quarter-final

[THICC GIRLS STAN ACC 🌙 @Darius530]

@jayyyhhhhteee 🙄

[𝒍𝒖𝒏𝒂 @naturaholic]

summer desserts

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Alexa Demie at the Chanel Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2027 show. ✨

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

Nobody:

Rhaenyra in episode 3:

[professional procrastinator⁷ @isaaaacore]

photos i took, 5 years ago.

[THICC GIRLS STAN ACC 🌙 @Darius530]

@whythough2025 Love that color

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@yigetnosleep AI

[cyrilbhau | conscious engines @cyrilbhau]

i am hiring at least 20 backward deployed engineers. please dm