Darius

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[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

a collective 11 of some of my worst takes (allegedly, still love you harry winks!)

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

@Tommy80163815 @teeside2018 @dora_mufc @DonConegliano cant join im afraid, watching a tv series tonight!

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

@teeside2018 itll be good around the quarter finals, until then its just gunna be slog

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

world cup hot take no 6
nico o reilly will give away the penalty that knocks england out after back to back motms

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

@teeside2018 I dont wish it on him, its just so incredibly predictable. seen it with pearce, southgate, beckham and neville

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

@Richsports7 I've only ever seen one player dramatically improve their ball striking and first touch during the premier league era and it was drogba

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

Guessing i wont have to explain why elliot anderson has been my personal top transfer target for 2 years anymore

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

@spark9_ happy brithday!

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

you'll see more and more of this as the world cup gets into full swing, the whole point of having it in the states is to get private equity involved leading to a super league. FIFA , UEFA all of them are complete crooks

[Financial Times @FT]

Opinion: Although running a club might be much harder than it looks, calibrating covenants and maintaining liquidity should be routine. https://t.co/U6E5EFko3k

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

world cup hot take no 6
nico o reilly will give away the penalty that knocks england out after back to back motms

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

@Richsports7 I'm not at all convinced by dorgu tbh, athletically he's top but the consistency of his inability to strike the ball cleanly , his absent minded passes and the fact there's far better players for both winger and fullback make him at best a squad player

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlay

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

the amount of money there's going to be in retraining the workforce within the next 5 years is going to make your eyes bleed

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Keir Starmer to roll out an AI-powered “job center in your pocket” to help workers navigate AI job disruption.

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

world cup hot take no 5
ronaldo will have more onfield selfies with pitch invaders than assists

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

@spark9_ rare decent shitpost

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

world cup hot take no 4
Rashford will be the golden boot for the world cup

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

@Bart_Allen_YT hope so, as someone with little natural talent at anything I'm a huge admirer of people that work hard and have the focus and desire to be the best versions of themselves

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

would massively have preferred him to not to have gone to have had a full preseason and some time to get a house, stick his kids in school and get down the printworks

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Breaking: Carlo Ancelotti call Éderson to replace Wesley at the World Cup for Brazil!

Atalanta’s midfielder joins immediately and then he will sign as Manchester United new player in July. #MUFC

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

@Bart_Allen_YT Its absolutely written in the stars that rashford will get 4 goals in one game or something and then united fans will go berserk

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

absolutely obsessed with Bobby Charlton too, in brazil it was princess diana, bobby charlton and mr bean as the most regularly mentioned people to me. imagine that front 3 at united with endrick off the bench!

[Kalshi EPL @KalshiEPL]

🚨STAT: Endrick has 2 goal contributions in his last 3 games for Brazil. Baller. 🇧🇷

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

world cup hot take 3
Scotland will draw to haiti, lose to morroco beat Brazil and wont get past the group stages on goal difference

[Darius @DariusBalsamic]

world cup hot take 3
Scotland will draw to haiti, lose to morroco beat Brazil and wont get past the group stages on goal difference