Darius Stransky

Author of The King's Jew Quartet (The life and times of Cristian Gilleson lifelong companion to Edward the First. 1239 to 1307) Books One and Two

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Come shopping with me. I dare you
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@mrjamesob But, but they've got a plan! Haven't they?

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@mrjamesob Drug traffickers love this Risky (Rishi) decision. I just bought shares in DrugsRUs.

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@i_iratus @DrDanPoulter @Conservatives @UKLabour Well, Major, you nailed it. Top man.

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@gavinesler I agree, Gavin, and he really stuffed the whiskey distillers too. Not one of those cretins will ever admit responsibility for the chaos they've caused.

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@wmarybeard Mary, you are just brilliant. Thanks for being you. X

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@mrjamesob Willie Eckerslike lives nextdoor to me.

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@RoryStewartUK Exit me, stage left with my best pal, alacrity!

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@gavinesler Another sad day for BBC and professional journalism 😟

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@ProfBrianCox JRM! If he had another brain he'd be a halfwit.

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@mrhenrymorris Noddy Goes to Goodwood.

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@gavinesler Nice one, Gavin but subtle nuances will be lost to 30p Lee.. Mind you, it's good to see him obeying his mum and dad.

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@mrhenrymorris "Who's that laughing?" Bless him.

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@trussliz @CPAC If you had another brain you'd be a halfwit.

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@KemiBadenoch I'd never heard of you before you expressed the aim of leading the Conservatives. Please will you get back under the rock you emerged from and stop causing such pain to the electorate. Thank you.

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@mrjamesob She treats suits the same as religion - if it doesn't fit she changes it!

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@mrjamesob "You're never alone with a Strand."
The most famous advert that led to the destruction of its principle. God bless these Tory idiots!

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@mrhenrymorris Wish I had a dressing up box like Charles.

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@RoryStewartUK I'm hooked so sock it to me?

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@mrjamesob But I'll be able to buy a PINT of wine! Or a PINT of champagne! Deep joy and celebrations eh? PINT bottles for wine aren't available in the UK and has anyone consulted the growers and the distributors? Another Tory plan to boost their popularity. Bring on the GE.

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Dep leader of 'Reform Party' is on Talk TV advocating "Stop immigration". Ben Habib is an immigrant. Oh how quickly we forget our roots!