BreezyPair_712

Hawk Tuah Enthusiast

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Clash Royale is having a maintenance break and I genuinely can’t breathe

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

No dude, I’m not a scaredy cat I just don’t want to tell spooky stories, okay?!

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Sharted at work today 😝🤭

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Eating a banana like a snapping turtle so no one calls it gay

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Your mega knight deck does not impress me.

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

When you get to the job site at 7:38am and instead of telling you you’re just in time for lunch the foreman genuinely rips your drawls off and rapes your shit rough style

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Not one Chris Paul fan on this mf??

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Anyone got any good CP recs?

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

The wind just fucking hanging out waiting for me to step out the crib with a fresh haircut and get in front of some woman to start going crazy

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

I feel like the “amp me” joke will never not be funny

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Just donated my entire paycheck to Nick Fuentes and he told me to kill myself and my parents in front of 65 thousand people.

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

You don’t want me at my Lois. Don’t come fucking crawling when I’m on my Peter.

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

@gregthebeast01 It’s all a psyop Greg. She will take your life for character development.

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Anyone got any good CP recs?

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

I’m dead broke and have no hoes

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Life ain’t nothing but bitches and money

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

I wonder how many of my closest friends have secretly made out with their cousins

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

The early bird staring at the worms on the table

[one:one @novathaOG]

i love it raw.. i’m sorry..

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Your pussy is a furnace— and I… I’m charcoal.

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Can’t even tweet right 🤦 shit was supposed to say “post haircut shower hit”. My fault I’m driving

[BreezyPair_712 @Darius_Tuah88]

Why I always gotta drive past the baddest bitches when I’m omw home from a haircut like bitch let this post haircut hit