DarkExarch

He/Him. Insert something clever here.

Asexual, AuDHD, and prone to missteps, please forgive my weirdness when possible. Huge nerd, esp. tabletop. +3 whimsy

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@suchnerve I can relate, but I manage to cope by having crippling social anxiety so I rarely interact with people who could notice the flirting or the humor.

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@theliamnissan "Oh, now you're gonna be in trouble, we're gonna put you on a WEBSITE."

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@Lin_Living_Life Tell your mom random strangers on the internet are sending good thoughts for her recovery.

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@HollytWolf Major Ketchup?

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@suchnerve Penile eyes...did someone stick googly eyes on their trouser hog again?

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@feydemon It gives me the jibblies...reminds me of Hansel and Gretel. Took me a while to stop looking at the pixies VERY suspiciously.

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@feydemon Ohhhh, you've met Jabba the Nut.

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@webegga It is such a good word! Up there with classics like "shenanigans" (which also makes a good name for a cat)

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@webegga It really must be exhausting to spend all of their waking hours in a state of self-induced outrage and self-inflicted loneliness. There's a better way to live, brothers.

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@Hanari502 Also, I'm pretty sure if Kratos could see what people are saying about the woman he loves so intensely, he'd go on a rampage that would outclass anything in his game titles thus far.

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@Artyfakes

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@feydemon Welcome to Frontline PVP where the rules are made up and the points don't matter.

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@whooith No viral quite like hate viral. People so eager to attack they drive engagement metrics through the ceiling.

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@kino_loy

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@spaceghost ...I'll be in my bunk.

*Disclaimer: the above is a joke intended for people who remember Firefly and should not be interpreted as harassment. Thank you for your attention to this matter.*

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@shelbystardust @mark_slapinski Male loneliness is a self-inflicted wound. "She should love me for who I am" sounds very pure and noble, but...who you are might be really hard to love. Maybe some self-improvement might be in order? Become someone more worth loving, more easy to love, and love will find you.

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@feydemon She does NOT need to hear stories of Thancred sleeping his way through the entire female population of the three starting cities to "gather intelligence."

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@suchnerve Yes'm.

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@return_of_metro @suchnerve Information gushes into our minds like a firehose aimed at a teacup, and our brains process at about the same speed they did a century ago. She cannae take the strain, Captain.