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Why do Mexicans eat tacos for Christmas?

So they have something to unwrap.

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Girl, are you a school?

Because, I want to shoot kids all inside you.

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Do all black people still have a problem with slavery?

Or just mine?

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Black person needed for tire plug. Must be willing to travel.

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If their age is on a clock, they are old enough for the cock.

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What are three things you ca never give a black guy?

A black eye
A fat lip
A job

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My girlfriend used Vaseline on a handjob today.

I came three times in the shower trying to wash it off.

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When @Another_Vivian wakes up, remind me to give her my thanks for showing me @DarkHumorJokes and to introduce her to Pearls Before Swine.

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Me-Want to play the rape game?
Them-Hell no!
Me-That's the spirit!

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Another version is... How do you get Jewish girl's number?
Lift her sleeve.

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I heard it was raining bullets in California yesterday. Guess the drought is over!

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What do you call an accidental belly flop?
A surprise abortion!
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How do you pick up a hot Jewish girl? With a broom and a dust pan.

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What the most positive thing in a black community?

HIV.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I pull out of my driveway.

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I don't know where I stand on abortion. I like killing babies, but I don't like giving women a choice.

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