Dark Jokes

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Imagine going to see Travis Scott.
But you end up seeing Juice WRLD instead.

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What do a Jewish person and a bad joke have in common?
They both could have been executed better.

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Thanks @Mr_ERR0R_

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Call my dick a lego brick, because it's a choking hazard for kids 6 and under.

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Sex talk https://t.co/ZlIjQzomqv

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White face https://t.co/Vu4Ku2Vkr4

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Do cannibals think disabled people are healthy cause they're vegetables?

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How do you get a fat chick to fuck you?
Piece of cake.

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Your mom is too slow.
It took her 9 months to make a good joke.

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Just scanned my emo friend's wrist at a supermarket and it said he was an apple.
Makes sense since he was hanging from a tree.

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What has two hands but can't clap?
Stephen Hawking.

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What comes after a billion?
Divorce.

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I'm not a pedophile anymore!
Happy 18th birthday to my sister by the way.

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A Muslim is like an appendix.
Nobody cares until it threatens to explode.

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What is the worst part of watching your siblings have sex with each other?
Being left out.

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Pakistan and PUBG have one thing in common other than P.
Only the best shooter survives.

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What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
They’re so fucking raw they’re still writing diaries.

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I was asked if I like breasts or legs.
I told them feet and anal, I was arrested and banned from KFC.

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Why can't a pedophile get Corona?
Because Covid is 19.

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As a cannibal, what's the best thing about one night stand.
You don't have to buy breakfast.