Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo

Your basic Dark Lord, chaos kitty of Cthulu lore. Just here to have fun, consume a few souls, maybe eat a cookie or two. Darth Kazoo is the name, chaos is my ga

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

Even Dark Lords need cuddles on occasion
#soulstealer #CatsOfTwitter #cats #catlover

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

Behold! The mighty house panther (me) in its natural habitat!
#soulstealer #cat #kitten #CatsOnTwitter

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

Lazy Sunday afternoon.....
#soulstealer #CatsOfTwitter #cats #Caturday

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

He told me to smile more...
#soulstealer #cat #kitten #darth

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

I'm back on Twitter and feeling just as evil!
#cats #kittens #kitten #soulstealer

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Who says you need the high ground!!! General McDarther will fight from anywhere and bring home a glorious victory!!!
#soulstealer #kitten #generalmcdarther

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

Maybe?

Nah!!!!!!!

Happy New Year Everybody!!!
#soulstealer #kitten #Roaring20s #rawr

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

Merry candy cane day.
#dayoff #nosoulstealing

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

Nom nom nom .... minions taste funny.
#soulstealer #kitten #darkside #ishumankosher

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

All right, who let the cat out ... do I even have to finish?
#soulstealer #kitten #MondayVibes #bags

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

@GhostTheCorgi oh .... you're not a real ghost .... what a shame.
#soulstealer #kitten #dogssuck

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

I see the story in your eye's.
#soulstealer #kitten #BER

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

@DurbinCreekVet Sadist!!! But not really, thank you for your care, very much appreciated!!!
#soulstealer #thankyou #notsupposedtolikeyou

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

Monday morning board meeting, first call to order is nap time, all those who support?
Guys, we need to vote first ...
Guys ... voting on naps.
Hello? Naps?
Screw it, passed. Naps for everyone.
#soulstealer #MondayMotivaton #mondaymeeting #nosoulstealinggettingdone
#NapTime

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

See plenty of room.
#sharingsucks

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

PLENTY OF ROOM HERE!!! It just looks like gabby was here first, when in reality, gabby was here first. But we have room.
#soulstealer #kitten #sharingiscaring #mychair

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

When you're a Dark Lord Soul Stealer, you always live life on the edge, you embrace the Danger Zone!!
#soulstealer #kitten #kennylogins #highway #dangerzone

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!!
Eat them birds!!!
And I will be consuming the souls of the @Lions NFL football team. #soulstealer #kitten because I see no other purpose for their existence except sustenance. Eat well, I will. #fullbelly #lionssuck

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

WHO WANTS TO BUILD A FORT!!!

LET'S BUILD A BLANKET FORT!!

#SOULSTEALER #kitten #TuesdayMotivation #fort #Darthfort

[Darth "Dark Lord" Kazoo @DarkKazoo]

It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!!
#soulstealer #lambs #chianti